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See, Max, one quick change, and we went from polyester and pitiful to powerful and proud. Just like superman.
麥克斯，你看，衣服一換，我們就從聚酯衣可憐蟲變成強大自信女了。就跟超人一樣。
Except that superman changed in a phone booth.
人家超人是在電話亭里換衣變身。
Not a stall that says, "For a good time, call Max."
而不是在寫著“致電麥克斯，包爽”的廁所隔間。
Well, if you have a problem with it, why did you write it?
你要是看那句話不爽，你干嘛還要寫？
'Cause I didn't have enough eyeliner to write, "For an interesting time, call Caroline."
是因為我的眼線筆不夠我再寫上，“致電卡洛琳，包傻。”
Look. Look, Earl, we're wearing our "Max's Homemade Cupcakes" T-shirts again. See the logo?
厄爾，你看我們又穿上了麥克斯自制小蛋糕的制服了。看到標識了嗎？
Well, actually, I try never to look you ladies in the "chestal" area. It keeps things on the up and up.
一直以來，我一直避免直面你們兩位的胸部區(qū)域。這樣才能對你們無邪念。
Oh, Earl, you are one in a million, literally, 'cause 999,999 men have only looked me in that area.
厄爾，你真是百萬里挑一的好男人，因為99萬9千9百99個男人都只看我那個區(qū)域。
Well, I got to go home. I'm binge-watching Dharma and Greg on Hulu.
我得回家了。我瘋狂在網上追《老公老婆不登對》。
Oh, I missed so much growing up in Korea.
我太想念在韓國長大的日子了。
What, like puberty?
比如錯過青春發(fā)育期嗎？
Max, in my country, I'm average height.
麥克斯，在我國家，我是中等身高。
And in my mind, I'm still rich, and my health care plan isn't Flintstones chewables.
在我腦海里，我也還是富家千金，我的醫(yī)療保健計劃也不是幼兒維他命丸。
So who wants to go in the back and see how amazing our brand-new cupcake shop is?
誰有興趣跟我們到后邊看看我們全新的小蛋糕店有多贊？
Bring down the enthusiasm, Rachael Ray.
收斂一點你的熱情好嗎，瑞秋·芮。
Right, we're not supposed to get all excited about this opening tonight.
對，我們不能為新店開張的事興奮過頭。
Last time, we made a big deal, and the shop didn't do so well.
上次就是搞得很隆重，結果店后來也不太好。
Ha! That's like saying the people near the nuclear explosion didn't do so well.
笑死人了，這就跟在核彈爆炸點附近的居民說他們只是不太好一樣。
Girls, I am so proud of you two, getting back up on that horse.
女孩們，我很替你們高興，東山再起，上馬再戰(zhàn)。
After my first jazz record didn't sell, I turned to a life of drinks, drugs, and loose women.
我當年第一張爵士專輯賣不出去后，我就開始喝酒、吸毒、玩騷貨的生活。
Funny how sometimes things just work out right.
結果山窮水盡疑無路，柳暗花明又一村啊。
