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What did poor people do before WebMD?
窮人在有線上醫(yī)生網(wǎng)前都怎么過的啊？
They died. Ooh! What is that?
病了就死了唄。靠！那是什么啊？
It's all red and chunky. I hope that's not what you have.
紅紅稠稠的。希望你別中了這個啊。
Max, that's salsa.
麥克斯，那是你的莎莎醬。
But look. Oh! What the hell is that?
但你看。哇！這又他媽是啥啊？
What the hell does Jen from New Rochelle have?
新羅謝爾市的珍得的是啥鬼玩意啊？
It's a rash. Jen says "It was bad for awhile, then disappeared."
只是皮疹。珍說，"有段時間挺糟的，后來又消失了。"
So Jen came down with a case of "My father"?
所以珍的病基本就是"我老爸"嘛？
A rash. That doesn't sound so bad. I could live with a rash.
皮疹而已。感覺還好啊。我可以接受皮疹。
Except Dr. Web thinks it might be herpes.
但網(wǎng)上醫(yī)生認(rèn)為是皰疹呢。
Trust me, I don't have it. Jen's obviously a whore.
相信我，我沒得那個。這珍一看就是個騷貨。
Well, does it look like this?
那你那里看起來像這樣嗎？
I don't know, I can't quite bend over far enough to see it.
不知道啊，我沒這么柔軟可以自己彎腰看到。
Fine. I'll look at it.
好吧。那我?guī)湍憧础?/div>
What? No!
什么？不行！
What? Jen showed me hers.
有何不可？珍都讓我看她的了。
I'm sure mine is just a rash.
我肯定我只是得了個皮疹。
Cathy from Colorado says, "I thought it was just a rash, but guess what? Rashes are always herpes."
科羅拉多的凱西說，"我以為只是個皮疹，結(jié)果呢？皮疹永遠(yuǎn)都是皰疹。"
I can't have herpes. Sex is the only fun thing poor people can afford.
我不能得皰疹。性愛是窮人唯一玩得起的娛樂了。
