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How are you tonight, Caroline?
今晚心情如何，卡洛琳？
Angry, frustrated, humiliated.
憤怒，沮喪，丟臉。
Just another tuesday at the diner.
餐廳每個周二的普通心情。
Hello, Carmen. Or is it "Caramel drizzle?"
你好，卡門。還是我該叫你"焦糖沫"？
Just so you know, that stunt will go on my professional work record.
讓我告訴你，這場鬧劇會上我的職業工作記錄。
Oh, please. This diner's on your professional work record.
拜托。這家餐館才會上你的職業工作記錄。
And your record's clean. Eli expunged it because I gave him a couple of my ass xeroxes.
你的記錄干凈得很。伊萊刪掉了，因為我給了他幾張我屁股的復印件。
He's laminating them and using them as place mats. My idea.
他把那圖塑封起來，要當餐墊用。我的主意。
For what, Max? Why'd you get me fired?
麥克斯，你為什么要害我被解雇？
Why'd I get you fired?
我為什么要害你被解雇？
Well, let me give you a "for instance."
那讓我打個比方來說吧。
I once knew this girl who was so used to not failing that the first time she did,
我以前認識個女孩，她從不言敗，而在她第一次失敗后，
she got so scared, she forgot who she was and tried to be somebody else.
她嚇壞了，她忘了自己是誰，并試圖想成為別人。
And then she touched my breastesses.
然后她就摸我的胸部。
Look, it's cool if you don't want to join in on the cupcake dream,
如果你不想加入蛋糕夢也沒關系，
but at least wait till you find another.
但至少你要找到別的夢想。
Don't hop on the first one that comes along. It's a dream, not a man.
別天上掉什么，你都撲過去。這是夢想，不是男人。
See? You are a dirty girl.
看吧，你果然下流。
I'm a dirty, dirty girl.
我是個骯臟下流的女孩。
Hey, cupcake quitters.
蛋糕放棄者。
Look, do you see what you've driven me to? Supermarket cakes.
看，你們害我淪落到什么地步了？超市蛋糕。
Sophie, you don't need to eat those. You can have one of ours.
蘇菲，你不用吃那個。你可以吃我們做的。
Max's homemade cupcakes is back in business.
麥克斯自制小蛋糕重新開張了。
It would be cruel to kid me.
如果你騙我，那就太殘忍了。
Nope. We're doing it differently this time. We are? How?
不會，我們這次要換個方式來。是嗎，什么方法？
I have no idea. But for starters, you're my new junior executive executive's assistant.
我也不知道。但首先，我任命你為我的新行政主管行政助理。
I will knock you to the ground.
老娘要把你打得趴下。
Well, mama happy now.
老娘現在心花開呀。
