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I love a road trip. My mom and I took one in third grade for, like, a year,
我最愛開車旅行了。我三年級的時候跟我媽開車旅行了一年呢，
but we'd just drive around locally and... Oh, my God, I lived in a car.
但我們就只是開車在當地轉悠...靠，那年我們只是住車里。
Hey, let's play a card game. I spy something red.
來玩小游戲嘛。猜猜我看到了什么紅色東西。
Is it that gas station? Nope.
是那個加油站嗎？不是。
Is it that truck? Nope.
是那臺卡車嗎？不是。
Is it boring? Yes! My turn. I spy something annoying.
是"無聊"嗎，是的！換我出題。猜猜我看到了什么煩人東西。
Is it me? Yes! I knew the joke was on me, but I love to win.
是我嗎？沒錯！我就知道你是在損我，但我就是想贏。
You are not annoying. You're adorable.
你才不煩人呢，你可愛死了。
I spy a big man-gina.
猜猜我看見了什么娘炮東西。
Is it me? Yes! Like to win too.
是我咩？沒錯！我這人也愛贏。
Max's homemade cupcakes. Hello?
麥克斯自制小蛋糕。您好？
Bad cell area. Max, I think that might've been Dottie, the B.S. Bride.
這附近沒信號。麥克斯，可能是多蒂打來呢，胡扯新娘。
I couldn't hear the words, but she sounded unnaturally confident.
我聽不見她說什么，但語氣中有很不然的自信呢。
Maybe the B.S. stands for "Big sale."
人家可能不是胡扯，是胡買呢。
No more business calls, okay? I thought we were getting away for fun.
別再接公事電話了，好嗎？我們來度假不是為了放松嗎。
We are, but our business is nowhere near where we need it to be,
是啊，但我們的生意離我們預期目標差了十萬八千里，
and when it comes to ignoring a call, it's kind of hard.
所以就這么不理一通生意電話真的有點難呢。
Hey, you know what this area of the mountains is known for?
你們知道這一帶山區最出名的是什么嗎
Wineries and incest? Alien abductions!
酒莊與亂倫嗎？是外星人綁架啦！
I know all about it. People disappear from here all the time.
我超了解這方面呢。無數人都在這片山區中人間蒸發。
Max, there's no such thing as an extraterrestrial.
麥克斯，"天外來客"只是無稽之談。
Okay, first, that's something an extraterrestrial would say.
真正的"天外來客"就會這么說。
I've always wanted to be abducted. And my guidance counselor said I had no goals.
我一直夢想有天被外星人綁架。我的咨詢顧問居然還罵我這人沒目標。
