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Andy offered to pay our rent, but I said no.
安迪想給我們租金錢，我拒絕了。
That is the whitest thing I've ever heard.
這真是我聽過最蠢白人的事跡了。
It was really sweet of him, but I didn't want to take money from a man I'm sleeping with.
他這么做真的很有心，但我真的不想從我"睡的"男人那里拿錢。
Wait, are you telling me there are women who don't take money from men they're sleeping with?
什么，你是說居然有女人不跟她"睡"的男人拿錢嗎？
What's gonna happen, Max?
接下來怎么辦呢，麥克斯？
I don't know. But we do have Christmas decorations, so let's put them up.
我也不知道了。但我們有圣誕節裝飾啊，一起來擺上裝飾吧。
Wait a minute. You're the one pushing Christmas? Who are you, me?
等等。居然是你在催我弄圣誕節？你是誰啊，我嗎？
No, I still have my dignity.
才不是你，我的尊嚴還在呢。
Speaking of Christmas, here are the two and a half wise men.
說到圣誕節，東方博士兩個半來啦。
What's up? Caroline called me last night.
怎么啦？卡洛琳昨晚打給我。
Told me that you two couldn't pay your rent, that you were losing the shop. That girl can talk.
說你們倆付不起租金，你們會失去這小店。那妞話可多了哦。
She called me too, and said you didn't have your rent,
她也打給我了，說你們沒錢交租，
and also that, for sure, the rising waters of the ocean will swallow us and kill us all.
她也說了，上升的海水會淹沒全世界，也會把所有人類統統淹死。
So we put together what we had, and... here.
我們就把身上的錢湊了湊，給。
Consider it an early Christmas gift from all three of us...
就當是我們三個提前送的圣誕禮物吧...
Even though I gave 350, Earl gave 100, and he gave 50.
雖然是我出了350，厄爾出了100，他只出了50塊。
Thank you, but we can't take it.
謝謝你們，但我們不能收啊。
Yes, you can. We're family.
當然能收，我們是家人嘛。
500 whole dollars? Thank you, guys.
整整500塊啊？謝謝你們了。
And we have something special for you.
我們也有特別的禮物送你們。
What makes it special?
特別之處在哪啊？
The love she puts into 'em, Max.
她放里面的滿滿愛意啊。
You can smell the love all around her.
她滿身都聞得到愛意呢。
You know, Max, I think we're gonna make it.
麥克斯，我覺得我們會成功的。
I like not-stoned Caroline. We're gonna keep you off the drugs.
我喜歡非毒蟲版卡洛琳。我們得讓你離毒品遠點才行。
You mean because I'm more positive?
因為我這時候比較樂觀正面嗎？
No, 'cause we may have to sell your urine for next month's rent, and I'm gonna need that pee clean.
是因為下個月的租進，可能得靠賣你的尿，所以你絕對不能碰毒啊。
