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Disclaimer: this is not my T-shirt, though I am all about the girl power.
我聲明：這不是我的T恤，當然我也很支持女力的啦。
Disclaimer: it's not my T-shirt either.
我聲明：這也不是我的T恤。
Some nerd left it in the dryer at the laundromat.
是某個書呆忘在洗衣店的
It's mine. Girl power!
那件是我的。女力哦！
No way. No way! Do I smell chocolate chips?
不是吧。不是吧。我聞到的是巧克力碎嗎？
And is uncle Andy making pancakes?
是安迪叔叔在做煎餅嗎？
You do, and I am.
你沒聞錯，我也做了。
Dude, I don't know you, but chocolate chip pancakes are the balls.
兄臺，雖然我不認識你，但是巧克力碎煎餅超屌啊。
How did you two sleep?
你們倆睡得如何？
Did we sleep?
哪有時間睡呀？
Great! So what's gonna happen now?
很好！那接下來會如何呢？
I meant today, at the shop, our big first day in business!
我是說今天店里的事，我們隆重開業的首日呢！
You thought I was talking about you two?
你們以為我是在說你們的關系嗎？
Plbbt! I don't care about you two. Plbbt! Nobody cares about you two.
噗！我才懶得管你們倆。噗！誰有空管你們倆啊。
Well, first, we have to clean the party mess up.
首先，我們得先清理昨晚派對的垃圾。
Andy and I did it last night when you didn't come back.
昨晚我跟安迪打掃完了在你不知去何處鬼混的時候。
Um, can someone here mellow out and put some pancakes in her pancake hole?
某人是不是該放輕松點，塞點煎餅進她的"煎餅洞"里啊？
No, Caroline, I get it. It's been a rocky ride for Max and me.
沒事，卡洛琳，我明白。我跟麥克斯一路以來的情路不順。
See, when we met, I had a girlfriend.
我跟她剛認識時我有個女朋友。
Which he never told her about, and... And keep eating.
但他從來沒告訴過她，然后...然后接著吃啊。
And because of that, Max and I never really got together,
因為這樣，我和麥克斯沒有真正在一起過，
and then that girl and I broke up, and by the time I saw Max again, I was... Engaged to be married?
而我也跟那女人分手了，后來再見到麥克斯時，我...訂了婚準備結婚？
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna get married.
是的，我當時準備結婚了。
Wait, to that same girlfriend?
等等，是跟之前那女朋友嗎？
Different one. Different one.
不是的。另外一個。
Yeah, but that didn't work out either, and I've had a couple girlfriends since... Oh! Only a couple!
但那事后來也沒成，之后我也再交過幾個女朋友...喲！還"幾個"呢！
Yeah, none of them seemed to work out. None of them are Max.
是啊，但是跟她們也一個都沒成。她們都取代不了麥克斯。
Hey, save me a pancake. It looks like Caroline has plans to eat them all.
幫我留一個煎餅。卡洛琳好像想把它們統統吃光。
