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Okay, everyone. Time to dig it up what's in the Lost and Found box.
各位，又到了失物招領(lǐng)箱的寶物發(fā)掘時(shí)間。
If my dignity is in there, tell it I said "What up?"
如果我的尊嚴(yán)在里面，幫我向它打個(gè)招呼。
This is my favourite day of the month.
這是我一個(gè)月中最喜歡的日子
Oh God, I'm falling so far so fast.
天啊，我墮落得太快太深了
You haven't fallen that far.
沒(méi)有這么夸張啦。
First item, a scrunchie
第一件是，發(fā)束。
I need that! Give me! I think I hit my bottom.
我需要這個(gè)！給我！我墮落到極限，該停了。
Okay, next item. A pregnancy test.
好了，下一件。驗(yàn)孕棒。
That's empty. What? I had two free minutes, and you never know.
那盒子是空的。看我干嘛，我有兩分鐘空檔，有孕驗(yàn)孕，沒(méi)孕強(qiáng)身嘛。
Can we move this along? I'm an old man, and I need to get to bed.
能不能快點(diǎn)？我年紀(jì)大了，得早點(diǎn)上床。
You are late to meet woman for hot date. You know it.
你是約了妹子"上床"，現(xiàn)在遲到了吧。還是你懂行。
A wallet and... no money.
一個(gè)錢包...可惜沒(méi)錢。
What? If I was pregnant, I needed it for the baby.
看我干嘛，如果我懷孕了，我得花錢去打孩子啊。
And finally for the sixth month in a row... The wig. The wig!
最后一樣，是連續(xù)六個(gè)月都有的...假發(fā)。假發(fā)！
Han, it's your turn. We have all put it on except you.
阿憨，這次該你了。除了你，我們都戴過(guò)了。
If I had to take a picture in it, you have to take a picture in it.
連我都戴過(guò)這玩意拍照了，你也得做同樣的事情。
Okay, fine. Man, I'm a fun boss.
好吧。我可真是個(gè)風(fēng)趣的老板啊。
Oh, sorry, sir. We're closed.
不好意思，先生，我們打烊了。
I was just checking if I left my toupee here.
我來(lái)看看是不是把假發(fā)忘在這了。
Take the picture quick.
快點(diǎn)拍照。
