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Yep, Chestnut, pretty soon you'll be safe and sound, with a roof over your head,
小栗寶，你很快就能住得舒服安穩(wěn)了，有屋頂幫你遮風(fēng)擋雨，
and you and I can finally be safe from the unending torment of that condom-throwing cat.
我們再也不用擔(dān)驚受怕，不必再被那丟避孕套的臭貓精神折磨了。
All ready for my second date.
準(zhǔn)備好要赴第二次約會了。
Slut, party of one. Slut, party of one.
有騷貨大駕光臨。有騷貨大駕光臨。
You know it. Plus, I'm taking him to that bar where only cheap girls go to get laid.
你懂的。而且，我還要帶他去那家低檔浪妹愛去求歡的酒吧。
You know, the one you like.
就是你愛去的那家酒吧啊。
Oh, the Just Slip It Inn?
那個"進(jìn)去"吧嗎？
And if that place plus this outfit doesn't put his pedal to my metal, it's clearly never happening.
去那地方加我這身衣服，他還繼續(xù)三過我"門"而不"入"，那肯定就沒戲了。
Well, that outfit's sexy, but not foolproof.
這衣服是挺性感，但也不是一看便知吧。
Oh, it's not? Follow me, please.
還不夠明顯示意嗎？跟我來。
Jacob. And I'm not saying I'm that hot,
雅各布。我沒說自己真那么誘人，
but I've never seen anybody drop wood and get wood at the same time.
但我好歹沒見過有人能同時掉硬木又起"硬棒"的哦。
Bye, baby, mama's going to get day-laid.
寶貝再見，媽咪要在白天滾床單啦。
Hey, Max. Would it be okay if we take our shirts off?
麥克斯。你介意我們脫掉上衣嗎？
We're sweating, and... Yes.
我們滿身大汗又...快。
I mean, that's-sure, whatever. If you want to. Oh, crap. I don't have any ones.
我是說，都好啦，隨便。你們決定吧。靠，我身上沒小額紙鈔。
Could you spray me with that water bottle?
能用噴水器噴我們身子嗎？
Oh, right. Oh, I'm going to spray you. Is that really what you think is going to happen?
想得美呢，用這種伎倆。你們覺得這爛招現(xiàn)實(shí)嗎？
I'm going to spray you, and then I'm going to get turned on,
我灑水讓你"濕身"，然后我看得欲火焚身，
and then I'll start spraying stutter stud over there, and then we're all having sex?
然后我也灑灑這匹結(jié)巴的小種馬，最后一起玩3p嗎？
No, Max. I got him. Here you go, puppies. Oh, now I wet the shy one.
不用，麥克斯，我來。來吧，小乖乖。現(xiàn)在換打濕害羞的那個。
Oh, and, boys, I'm going to need you to come up here next and fix something because it broke.
小乖乖們，等會我也想請你們上來，我有東西壞了，來幫我修修吧。
What's broken? That.
什么東西壞了？那個。
