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Hi, girls, I just came down for a cupcake...
姑娘們，我就下來想吃個小...
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold on.
等等，等等。稍等一下。
Who are the two cute puppies in the kitchen?
你們廚房這兩位可愛的小乖乖是誰啊？
Look at you two. You are the cutest little things.
瞧你們倆。真是這世上最可愛小東西了。
Yes, you are... Ooh, and this one has an erection.
就是，就是的哦...哎喲，這一個還勃起了呢。
Jacob, don't look directly at her. She's like an eclipse with boobs.
雅各布，別用肉眼直盯她。她就是巨乳版的日蝕，不可直視。
Sorry, girls. I didn't mean to interrupt your lovers' session.
抱歉，姑娘們。我無意打斷你們的"外送情人服務"。
Sophie, they're just here to build a barn for Chestnut.
蘇菲，他們是來幫栗寶蓋馬棚的啦。
Oh, sure. Wink, wink. "Building a barn," Is that what we're calling it now? Wink, wink.
我懂我懂。"眨眼眨眼"。"蓋馬棚"，現在都用這個當代號嗎？"眨眼眨眼"。
Caroline's telling the truth, Sophie. It's strictly business.
蘇菲，卡洛琳說的是真話。跟他們單純是生意往來。
Oh, so you're paying for them? Okay. Ooh la la.
原來是花錢招來的啊？沒問題。
How much do they cost? Because, yeah, I also need a barn. Wink, wink.
他們要多少錢？我也"想要間馬棚"。"眨眼眨眼"。
Well, here's your cupcake, Sophie. Good night.
蘇菲，你要的小蛋糕，晚安啦。
Oh, but I want to play with the puppies.
但人家還想小乖乖玩會。
It's very late. You can come back in the morning.
時候不早。明早再來吧。
This is like when they cancelled Christmas in my village.
這跟我村里圣誕節被取消時一樣掃興。
Look, look at his pants. That one misses me. Nighty night, puppies.
你看，看他的褲子，那乖乖想我呢。晚安啦，小乖乖。
That must be Andy. Emojis? He sent me emojis?
應該安迪回復了。顏文字，他用表情符號回我？
All I get back are tiny, little pictures, when I spent the time and energy to write "Hey"?
他居然就用個破小符號回我，虧我還花了精神跟時間打了個"好嗎"呢。
Rainbow, dollar sign, muffin. Could be worse.
彩虹符，錢符，小松餅符。不算差了。
I once got naked guy, naked girl, tombstone.
我有次收到，裸男符，裸女符，墳墓符呢。
I wasn't sure what it meant, but I immediately got tested.
我理解無能，但我趕緊去做了性病檢查。
