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Look at all these people just sitting here and not tipping, working on their computers.
瞧瞧這些人，也不給小費，就會坐在那里啪啪啪地玩電腦。
This guy has a brand-new Apple.
這家伙有一臺全新的蘋果電腦。
I've been eating the same apple for a week. I blame Steve Jobs.
而老娘同一個蘋果啃了快一周。都怪史蒂夫·喬布斯。
These people are more like Steve-I-have-no-jobs. All right, that's it.
這些人更像是"史蒂夫·沒工作吧"。好吧，真是夠了。
Earl, I need to get the wireless router.
厄爾，給我無線路由器。
Oh, is that what this is? I thought it was a cookie-warmer.
原來那玩意是干這個的啊？我還以為是餅干加熱器呢。
Attention deadbeat diners.
聽著，你們這些蹭網客
You can't just sit here all night and only order coffee. This is not a Starbucks.
你們不能點杯咖啡，就賴一整晚。這又不是星巴克。
And I know that because we don't sell Norah Jones cds or bananas.
而且一看我們這里不賣諾拉·瓊斯的CD或是香蕉就知道。
This is the router for the free wi-fi.
這是能提供無線網絡的路由器。
And that is a waitress who needs to make some tips.
而這位是需要掙點小費的服務員。
Seriously, guys, I need actual cash. This guy just offered to pay me in ideas.
說真的，伙計們，我要的是鈔票。那家伙居然想用創意來付賬。
If I pull this plug, the internet will go down.
如果我拔掉這個插頭，網絡就會沒掉。
And you -- that sad email you're in the middle of writing to your ex-boyfriend,
而你，寫給前男友的可憐兮兮電郵會沒掉，
the one you shouldn't send anyway--gone.
反正你也不應該發給他。
And you -- That vaguely pornographic anime film you've been illegally downloading for the past three hours-gone.
而你，花費了三小時非法下載的色情動漫，也會沒掉。
And you--that screenplay you've been writing,
而你，埋頭寫的破劇本，
you can keep working on it, but we all know how it ends:
你可以繼續寫，不過我們都知道結局
with you moving back in with your mother.
就是你搬回去跟你老媽住。
Now, who's gonna order?
現在誰想點餐呀
Great, I'll go get some menus. Here, Caroline, put this back.
很好，我去拿菜單。給，卡洛琳，把這個放回去。
Ooh, my cookie-warmer.
可惜了我的餅干加熱器。
