Interesting choice of footwear
鞋挑得不錯
Patrick says they make me look like a leprechaun drag queen
帕特里克說 我看起來像個又矮又老的變裝皇后
He was being nice
他很委婉
Don't smile at me like that. Why not?
別這樣對著我笑 為什么
Because I don't know what it means
因為我不知道這是什么意思
Where did you pick up your exotic tastes?
你的獨特品味是從哪里學來的
What do you mean by that? It can't be from around here
什么意思 這種風格不可能是這里的啊
Why not?
為什么
Because this is the kind of place people come to when they've got tired of actually living
因為這里一般都是活累了的人來的地方
People here think excitement is a new"Please be quiet" sign going up in the library
這里的人覺得興奮就是圖書館里"保持安靜"的標語上新了
You should be out there claiming the world as your own
你應該離開這里去征服外面的世界
Showing your leprechaun shoes to dodgy men
讓渣男見識下你的小精靈鞋
I like my life. You like everything
我喜歡我的生活 你什么都喜歡
I'm happy here. Well, you shouldn't be
我在這里很開心 你不該這樣
Oh, you want me to be more like the girls you know, do you?
你想讓我更像你了解的那種女孩是嗎
Go to London, marry somebody like Rupert
那種去倫敦嫁給魯珀特的女孩
I believe he's taken
我相信他已經有主了
And ignore the fact that he's shagging his secretary within five years
而且無視他五年內就會搞上他秘書的事實
And bitch about him at dinner parties
在晚宴上說他壞話
knowing he won't leave because he's scared of the alimony
知道他不會離婚因為他很怕付贍養費
And have sex once every six weeks
每六個星期才做一次
and listen to him going on
聽他在那兒喋喋不休
and on about how much he adores the children
說自己有多喜歡小孩
while doing nothing to actually take care of them
但卻完全不管孩子
And have perfect hair
有著完美的發型
but get this kind of pinched face
喜歡像這樣擠眉弄眼
through never saying what you actually mean
卻從來不說明白到底什么意思
And develop an insane Pilates habit
然后逐漸養成瘋狂做普拉提的習慣
and buy a dog or a horse
買條狗或一匹馬
and develop a crush on your riding instructor
然后看上了騎術教練
And watch your husband take up jogging when he hits 40
看著你的老公在40歲時開始慢跑
and buy a Harley
買輛哈雷機車
And know that every day he goes into the office
知道每天走進辦公室
and looks at the young men
看著那些年輕人
and feels like somehow he got suckered!
覺得他弱爆了
And leave him anyway and come back here to give the children a happy childhood
最后還是離開他回到這里為了給孩子們一個美好童年
There were a lot of divorce handovers at the café
在咖啡店我見過許多離異夫妻交接
Sorry
抱歉