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Here's what's left in the bag. Nope, sorry. I don't see your dignity.
袋子里就剩這個了。抱歉，沒找到你的尊嚴。
Max, don't. Isn't it enough that I'm wearing dishwasher whites
麥克斯，別這樣。難道我現在身穿洗碗工的大白褂還不夠丟臉嗎
that have been around since the invention of B.O.?
這玩意就是伴隨著狐臭出生的
Oh, look at that, something ate right through the swiffer, and I don't think it was the bleach.
快瞧瞧，拖把居然被某液體腐蝕了，罪魁禍首貌似不是漂白劑喲。
How will you ever live with the shame?
犯下奇恥大辱，你以后怎么做人呀
Can you believe that is the man who saved us?
你能相信是那個男人救了我們嗎
Yeah, I did not see a gun coming.
就是，完全沒想到他會掏槍
I saw nunchucks, ninja smoke, maybe some hairpulling, but not a gun.
我可以想象雙節棍，忍者煙霧或者拉人頭發，但沒想到他會掏槍。
Well, good night, ladies. I thought we all acted very brave tonight. Well, some of us.
晚安，姑娘們。今晚的我們，都非常勇敢。某些人除外。
Oh, yeah, I had a trauma, and I urinated. Ha ha! That's hilarious.
是呀，我剛精神受創，所以失禁了。哈哈哈，笑死人可以了吧。
Yeah, you might need some counseling.
是啊，你可能需要心理咨詢
I could drop you off at a therapist on the way to my "I was a human shield" support group.
在我去"被人當過人肉盾牌"的互助小組路上，可以順路帶你見心理醫生。
Am I ever gonna live this down?
你什么時候才能忘了這事啊
It happened, like, ten minutes ago. Okay, let's move on.
十分鐘前才發生的事啊。好吧，說別的。
Oh, look, someone left a coupon for free movie popcorn.
看，有人留了張電影院的免費爆米花券呢
Oh, I'd love to escape to a movie after my... Well, I'd just love to escape.
我非常想遠離一切，尤其是經過了這...我就想遠離這一切。
How much are movies now, like 200 bucks?
這年頭看電影要多少錢啊，要200塊嗎
Unless you go with me, in which case, it is free.
如果你跟我去，就分文不花
I'll take you tomorrow. I've been sneaking into theaters since I was two.
我明天帶你去吧。我從2歲就開始偷溜進電影院了。
I crawled into The little mermaid with a sack full of cheerios and a baby bottle full of diet coke.
當時我偷爬進去看《小美人魚》，還一手揣著一袋麥圈和滿滿一奶瓶的健怡可樂呢。
