Do you know who I am?
你知道我是誰嗎
Hey! Mary's teacher
嗨 瑪麗的老師
Bonnie
邦妮
You lied to me
你對我撒了謊
Okay
好吧
Can you narrow it down?
你能具體些嗎
I'd like to know the truth about Mary my student your niece
我想了解我的學(xué)生瑪麗的真相 你的外甥女
I was running ridiculously late for a date and my sister showed up with Mary
我當(dāng)時趕著去約會 我姐姐帶著瑪麗來了
And she never just showed up unannounced
她從來不會不請自來
She never showed up with the baby
從未帶孩子來過
She said she wanted to talk
她說她想聊聊
She said she needed to talk
她說她也需要聊聊
I told her I would talk to her when I got back
我說等我回來后再談
I think I figured showing up that late to my date would hurt my chances of gettin' laid
我想著如果約會晚了那么久 滾床單的機(jī)會就不大了
Came home that night and Mary was on the couch and found Diane on the bathroom floor
那晚回來時 瑪麗在沙發(fā)上 而戴安死在了衛(wèi)生間地板上
I mean there's no way I could known but I should known
我完全沒料到她會… 但我本該料到的
Six and a half years later me and Mary are still hangin' out
六年半后 我還是和瑪麗在一起
And what about the father?
那她父親呢
Diane was so socially awkward she didn't date enough to know a good guy from a bad guy
黛安不善交際 不善辨別好男人和壞男人
This particular guy didn't last a month
他們交往一個月就分手了