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I just expected everything to be better.
我本來對這里滿懷期待
You know, champagne on ice, thousand thread-count sheets.
冰鎮著的香檳，上千針的高級床單
I mean, the towels... They're not even bath sheets.
他們的毛巾，連浴巾都算不上
Wait, the towels aren't good? Because I already stole two.
什么，那些毛巾不好嗎？我都偷了兩條了
They're fine, they're just not what I was expecting.
其實還行啦，只是跟我期望的有出入而已
What's happening over there? You could use a little shoulders.
你是怎么啦？搖搖肩膀，甩掉壞心情嘛
You're right, enough, we're on vacay.
你說得對，不抱怨了，好好享受假期
Come on, let's go get dressed and find someplace to eat.
來吧，穿好衣服，我們找地方吃飯去
Are you crazy? I am not leaving this thing.
你瘋啦，我才不出來
This is the happiest I've ever been in my life.
我這輩子從來沒這么舒服過
Okay, we'll order in, pretend it's room service.
好吧，叫外賣，假裝是酒店客房服務
They must have a menu drawer here somewhere.
應該有個抽屜是放外賣單的吧
Plus, we'll never find a restaurant with a portable sauna section.
而且，肯定沒有可以攜帶家用桑拿入內的餐廳
"Food network party tonight to celebrate the release of a cookbook, food and drink provided."
"美食頻道派對之夜，歡慶食譜出版，提供食物與飲品"
Free foodie food, free foodie drinks?
免費美食家特選食物與飲品呢
Yay, let's go. No, I like it in here. It's amazing.
太爽了，走吧。不要，我要待這里面。太舒服了
Ashley wants to go. Ashley wants to go.
艾希莉想去嘛。艾希莉真的想去嘛
Fine, but can I bring the dog?
好吧，我能帶著狗一起去嗎
I've always wanted to be one of those girls
我一直夢想有天能當那種
who brings a tiny dog to a public place and just looks at everyone, like,
抱著小狗去公共場合的女人，然后藐視眾生，對所有人說
"Yeah, I have a tiny dog, so what?"
"老娘就帶小狗來，怎么著"
You can be whoever you want to be. You're on vacation.
你想當什么人就當什么人。假期中就有這權利
I'm gonna go invite Brendon to come. You gotta have a crush on spring break.
我要邀請布蘭登一起去。平生春假不邂逅，若稱放假也枉然
Well, I'm sitting in my crush. Hey, shouldn't you put something on?
我已經坐在我的邂逅對象里了。你不用多加件衣服嗎
Uh, it's spring break.
假期就應該露
Barbra, get help. Go, Barbra Streisand, go.
芭芭拉，快去找人來救我。上啊，芭芭拉·史翠珊，沖啊
