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This is so cool. I'm hot like I'm at the beach, but I'm not stepping in any used condoms.
這也太酷了。就像置身在海灘上一樣熱，又不用擔(dān)心踩到用過的保險(xiǎn)套
Yeah, these are great. My friend Candice Travelstead used one to make weight for prom.
是啊，這是挺不錯(cuò)的。我以前有個(gè)朋友坎迪絲，靠這個(gè)為畢業(yè)舞會(huì)瘦身
Are you done with that? Yeah, switch?
你看完了嗎？看完了，交換吧
On spring break, I always loved spending the day at the beach.
以前春假，我很喜歡在海灘上賴一整天
Just the chilling and the girl talk.
沐浴著春風(fēng)，跟閨蜜聊天
Yeah. Tell me again, about the sound the anal gland made when you squeezed it.
那你再跟我形容一下剛才擠肛門腺時(shí)發(fā)出的聲響吧
Please, stop. I already told you twice. And now, Wynonna Judd won't even look at me.
求你別問了。我都說(shuō)過兩次了。維諾娜·賈德現(xiàn)在都不愿意看我一眼了
Well, not without her lawyer in the room. I'm hungry. What do you eat on vacation?
她律師不在場(chǎng)，哪敢靠近你啊。我餓了，你假期都吃什么的啊
Anything we want. Let's see.
愛吃什么吃什么。來(lái)看看吧
I bet their refrigerator is stocked with all kinds of pates and cheeses and those parm crisp things.
他們的冰箱應(yīng)該裝滿了各種意大利面，起司和起司脆餅之類的吧
By the way, nice suit. You look like someone should be pouring a 40 on you in a rap video.
泳衣挺好看的啊。你看起來(lái)像饒舌MV里全身被人淋滿酒的浪妹子
Thanks. There's nothing. I mean, come on, what kind of gays are they?
多謝夸獎(jiǎng)。里面沒吃的。不是吧，他倆當(dāng)基怎么當(dāng)?shù)倪@么失敗
All anal gland and no cheese.
只有肛腺，其余免談
