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Max, I'm so excited for this party.
麥克斯，我好期待這個派對啊
I wore my loose clothing so I can dance all night.
我穿了寬松衣服來，以便徹夜熱舞
God, I cannot take this party pressure.
天啊，派對的壓力快讓我崩潰了
I'm just going to go in the back and run a can opener across my wrist.
我要去后面用開罐器割腕自盡了
Oh, Max. I'm sure you did a great job.
麥克斯，你肯定行的
You know, as long as you have a DJ, some champagne, and a psychic.
只要有DJ，有香檳，外加個靈媒就行
No, no, and no.
沒DJ，沒香檳，沒靈媒
I got some balloons, a hummus tray, and possibly Earl. He still hasn't confirmed.
只有氣球，鷹嘴豆泥，還有不一定來的厄爾。他沒給我準信
You don't need psychic to know that this is going to be a horrible, horrible party.
不用靈媒，也知道這肯定會是個壞壞的派對了
Well, thank God Caroline has new boy toy. She might not mind as much.
幸好卡洛琳有了新的小男仆，她應該不會太介意
What are you talking about?
你說什么呢
Yeah, I saw them kissing in front of the diner last night.
我昨晚看到他們在餐廳外面接吻了
Yeah, I sat there and watched for an hour.
沒錯，我坐在那里看了整整一小時呢
They were really going at it, hot and heavy.
他們天雷勾動地火，一發不可收拾
You know, like the Showtime network in the good old days.
尺度就跟昔日美好的重口電視臺一樣
Oh, great. Now I have to invite him to the party, too?
這下可好，還得多請個人來參加派對
I only got a six-pack of Capri Suns, so people are going to have to share.
我只準備了六包可沛利果汁呢，現在得排排坐，分果汁了
