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Got it. Found the milk. And I found it even faster than the butter.
搞定，找到牛奶了。速度比找黃油快多了
You know they're not hiding it from you.
商品又沒有跟你玩躲貓貓
It's a grocery store, not a sorority scavenger hunt.
我們是來超市購物，不是玩尋寶游戲
Grocery shopping is so fun.
超市購物好有趣啊
When I was little, I always wondered where this stuff came from.
我小時候總是好奇這些吃的都是哪來的
What's that?
那是什么啊
Birthday card for my mom.
要寄給我媽的生日卡
Aww, let me see. "Get better soon"?
我看看。怎么寫著"早日康復"啊
I thought you said it was a birthday card.
你不是說是生日賀卡嗎
It is, that's the only one that seemed appropriate for our relationship.
是啊，只有這張感覺比較符合我跟她的關系
Do you really want your mom to get a get well card on her birthday?
你真的希望你媽生日收到一張探病慰問卡嗎
Okay... here's one with a strawberry, that's fine.
好吧，那這張有草莓的總可以了吧
It's really about the 50 bucks inside anyway.
反正她在乎的也只是卡里面夾的50塊
That makes me sad.
聽得我好傷感啊
Sad? I can fix that.
傷感啊，我幫你
Have a treat, it'll perk you right back up.
吃個糖吧，吃完心情立馬好
Max, you just stabbed a bag of candy.
麥克斯，你把人家的糖果包扎爛了
That's okay, they'll just think a gang came through and did it.
不用怕，人家只會以為是是黑幫路過時干的
A candy gang? What, like the sour patch kids?
捅糖幫嗎？成員是一群酸甜娃糖嗎
Just step away and pretend you didn't do it. That's what you do.
袖手旁觀，視而不見就行了。你不都這樣嗎
We just need to grab ten boxes of Duncan Hines cake mix and we're done.
再買十盒鄧肯海恩牌的蛋糕粉就行了
Why would we need to do that?
我們要蛋糕粉干嘛
Why do you think? To make the cupcakes.
你說呢，當然是做小蛋糕啊
I thought the cupcakes were homemade.
我以為小蛋糕是你自制的呢
They are, I make them in my home.
是啊，在"自"家現"制"呀
You've been using a boxed cake mix?
原來你都是用蛋糕粉做的啊
Relax, I only use it when I'm tired.
別大驚小怪的，我累的時候才這么干
And I add a secret ingredient of my own to the mix that makes them irresistible.
而且我還是會加入我的秘方，讓蛋糕美味無法擋
So you have no shame using the store-bought mix?
你原料都用現成的，不會覺得羞恥嗎
I've no shame about anything.
羞恥在我眼中是浮云
Shame is overrated like Kesha.
那玩意兒就跟科莎一樣被捧過頭了
In fact, they should rename shame "Keshame"
其實，她應該改藝名叫"科恥"
I just bought a Kesha album, I'm so keshamed.
我剛買了科莎的專輯，太"科恥"了
