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First of all, welcome to Spice and Sugar.
首先，歡迎來到"辣妹甜心"
We did a little twist on the traditional sugar and spice
我們改動了大家常說的"又甜又辣"
putting spice first because...
把辣放在前面是因為...
We're Italian.
我們是意大利人
And we always got the spice up front
我們的熱辣豐胸在前
and a little in the rear.
甜美小翹臀在后
Holla!
完勝
Now are you embarrassed you ever said holla?
覺得自己說過"完勝"這個詞很丟人了吧
My name is Stephanie, and this is my cousin Serena,
我叫斯蒂芬妮，這位是我的表姐賽琳娜
and this bakery has been in our family for years
這家蛋糕店是我們家族傳承下來的
and then we took it over and made it...
經(jīng)我們接手后，把生意做得
Hot.
很火爆
All right, let's go around and introduce ourselves
好了，大家先來自我介紹吧
and tell us why you came tonight.
說說你們來這兒上課的原因
Let's start with the cute guys.
先從帥哥開始
Always!
必須的
I'm Steve,
我叫斯蒂夫
I thought this would be a fun idea for my bachelor party.
我覺得單身派對有自制小蛋糕應(yīng)該不錯
I'm getting married to Michael...right there.
我要和邁克結(jié)婚了，就是我身旁這位
So cute. God bless!
真有愛，上帝佑佑
And I'm Michael.
我是邁克
I'm Michael as well. Michael.
我也叫邁克耶 我也是
Oh...So many Michaels.
好多邁克哦
And you are?
那你叫...
Michael.
邁克
No, I'm Max.
沒啦，我叫麥克斯
Oh, she's funny. So cute, God bless!
她真幽默，太可愛了，上帝佑佑
And I'm Caroline. I'm Max's partner.
我叫卡洛琳，和麥克斯是搭檔
Oh, so many gays tonight. I know.
今晚好多同性戀哦 就是
No, I'm her business partner.
不，是生意上的搭檔
We actually have our own cupcake business over in Williamsburg,
其實我們在威廉斯堡有自己的小蛋糕店
and I must say, we're doing very well.
我必須說，我們的生意還不錯
Max is the baker and I'm the business head
麥克斯是糕點師，我是生意負責(zé)人
and we're here tonight to increase our skill level
今晚來這兒是為了提高我們的手藝
and take our business up to a level that's...
好讓我們的生意更上一層樓
Hot as well.
好跟你們一樣火爆喲
If you're gonna talk that much,
要是你再廢話連篇的話
no one will have time to learn anything.
其他人就沒時間學(xué)習(xí)了
I know, right?
有道理呀，對吧
So, uh, where's your shop?
你們的店開在哪里呢
Well, right now, we're just working out of our apartment.
目前只是在自己公寓里做
So no shop. Oh, that's sweet.
所以還沒店面 也不錯嘛
Cute. Yeah, good luck, God bless.
還行嘛 是呀，祝你們好運，上帝佑佑
Can you say jealous?
是嫉妒還是咋地
All right, let's start simple with a pretty little icing flower.
好吧，咱們先從簡單的糖霜裱花開始
Everybody pick up your piping bags,
大家拿起擠花袋
and with a straight-edge tip--
有"直"邊錐形尖頭那個
But you guys can use your gay-edge tip.
你們用"彎"邊錐形尖頭也行
All right, everybody watch Stephanie.
好了，大家注意看斯蒂芬妮
You're gonna take the nail head
你們得用尖頭
and you're gonna make a little "U"
做一個小小的"U"出來
so that you get little petals.
這樣花瓣就做出來了
And we'll do this five times.
如此重復(fù)五次
And then, you have a pretty little five-petal flower.
就能做出一朵五瓣的花了
Simple. So cute. How fun!
多簡單 多有愛，真好玩
No, no. You gotta start by making a "U".
不，不，你得先從"U"做起
I did. That's a "U".
我做了，這是一個"U"
Serena, is that a "U"?
賽琳娜，這是"U"嗎
Not a "U".
不是
Fine, I'll start over.
好吧，我重做一個
That was a "U".
那就是"U"
And what, just because I don't have a quote-unquote shop
就因為我沒有一家正兒八經(jīng)的店面
I don't know a "U"?
我就不知道"U"長什么樣嗎
What's with the attitude?
她們這是什么態(tài)度呀
All right, let's leave.
好吧，那我們走吧
Next time the gays giggle, we'll just slide out.
等那群基佬再娘笑，我們立刻腳底抹油
No, we're here to learn.
不行，我們是來學(xué)習(xí)的
That looks good.
做得挺不錯啊
I suck. I'm starting over.
爛死了，我要重做
Max, why'd you do that? It was good.
麥克斯，你干嘛啊，真的不錯呀
Not good enough.
不夠好
You two not done yet?
你們倆做完沒有
You have to master the little flower,
你們必須先練熟做小花
or when we move on to roses you'll be screwed.
不然之后教做玫瑰時，你們就死定了
Right, cuz? Oh, totally screwed.
對吧，表姐，當(dāng)然是死定了
Screwed and not in the good way.
而且還會死得慘兮兮呢
Do you think we can convince them
你說我們有沒辦法
that slapping each other's face is the new high five?
拐她們相信最新的擊掌方式是互扇耳光呢
