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What's with the empty hands, Max?
你怎么兩手空空來了，麥克斯
No cupcakes tonight?
今晚沒做蛋糕嗎
No, they're bugging me. I decided to take the night off.
沒，蛋糕讓我心煩，所以我決定歇一晚
Be careful with decisions like that.
做這種決定時要小心
In 1987, I took a night off from Earth, Wind, and Fire
當年我也決定歇一晚，缺席地球風與火樂隊
and the next day, they earth, wind, and fired my ass.
隔天，樂隊就風風火火的把我踢出去了
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
大家好啊，抱歉我來晚了
Mid-afternoon nap in your vagina?
在你陰道里午后小睡了一把嗎
I wish! No.
我也希望，可惜不是
I went to a cheap bakery supply store in Greenpoint
我去綠點區一家便宜面包店用品店
and got us some supplies.
給咱們買了點裝備
Here.
給
It's the basic cake decorating kit.
這是基本的蛋糕裝飾裝備
And best of all I found us a fun, reasonable
最棒的是，我在一家蛋糕店給咱倆報了
two-session cupcake decorating class at a bakery.
一個好玩又價格合理的兩課時蛋糕裝飾課
We can learn how to make pretty roses.
我們能學到如何做出漂亮的玫瑰花哦
No way.
做夢
The cupcakes don't need to be pretty.
我的蛋糕不需要變漂亮
They compensate by having a great sense of humor.
它們主攻幽默路線
Pretty cupcakes is just another option for our business.
漂亮的蛋糕只是我們事業的另一個路線
People want pretty, we do pretty.
人們喜歡漂亮，我們就做得漂亮
Or people want homemade, we do--
或者人們喜歡自制，我們就...
Wait, where is our homemade?
等等，我們的自制蛋糕呢
I didn't make any tonight.
今晚我沒做
You didn't make any?
怎么不做啊
What, you get one piece of constructive criticism
干嘛，就因為人家一次建設性的批評
and you stop making them?
就不再做蛋糕了嗎
Max, it's business.
麥克斯，咱們是做生意
And maybe Semhar has a point about making them pretty.
而且西蒙娜說得也不無道理呀
First of all, what does she know about pretty?
她懂什么叫做漂亮嗎
The woman has dreadlocks.
一個雷鬼發型的女人懂個毛
Her head looks like the stuff
她那顆頭簡直就像
you empty out of a vacuum cleaner bag.
吸塵器臟物袋里的垃圾似的
Not pretty.
漂亮個毛呀
Forget her.
先別說她
What's happening with you?
你這態度是干嘛
What's your problem with pretty?
你對"漂亮"有什么意見嗎
Don't wave your divas live hand at me.
少用那天后賣弄唱腔手勢在我面前晃
I just think society's way too concerned
我覺得現今社會太霸道
with other people's idea of what's pretty.
老要和諧別人心中認為的美
You don't think you can do it.
你覺得自己做不到
That's what this is about.
所以你才顧左右而言他
This isn't about society.
跟社會一點關系都沒有
You're afraid you can't do pretty.
你怕自己做不出漂亮的東西
Look, I don't do pretty
我是不屑做
the way you don't do Puerto Ricans.
就跟你不屑于搞波多黎各仔一樣
What are you talking about?
你瞎說什么呀
I'll do Puerto Ricans.
我愿意搞波多黎各仔啊
All right.
好吧
Then go do one and leave me alone.
愿搞搞去，別煩我
Max, it's a skill. That's all.
麥克斯，這只是門手藝，僅此而已
It's not shameful to not know how to do something.
不會做某事又算不了什么
Didn't you have piano lessons growing up?
小時候學鋼琴不都這樣嗎
Seriously?
你搞笑啊
Ice skating?
學溜冰刀呢
Closest I've come to blades on ice
我人生中離刀片與冰最近的一次是
was when a pregnant girl pulled a knife on me
去場冰球賽，被一個大肚妞
at a hockey game.
拿刀在我面前比劃
Look, you and I have a business,
聽著，我們要打開門做生意的
and this is a skill we need.
我們需要這門手藝
We're going to that class
我們一起去上課
and we are gonna master how to make pretty roses.
然后學會怎么做出漂亮的玫瑰花
And I know how much you hate anything trendy,
我知道你很討厭新潮的東西
so I found us a family-owned Italian bakery in Brooklyn.
特地在附近找了間家族經營的意大利面包店
Italian's good.
意大利人好啊
Maybe they'll know how to dump the body
等我把你殺了之后，他們應該懂
after I kill you.
怎么毀尸滅跡
