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Hi, I'm Caroline, the roommate and prima ballerina. Sorry about your sugar plums.
嗨，我叫Caroline，是Max的室友兼首席芭蕾舞演員。很抱歉傷了你的蛋蛋。
Sebastian.
我叫Sebastian。
Ba-ba-ba! No names! No names!
叭叭叭！不要說名字！不要說名字！
Uh, Caroline, you want a soda?
Caroline，你想喝蘇打水嗎？
We have soda?
我們有蘇打水？
No, we don't have soda! Why are you asking him his name?
當(dāng)然沒有！你怎么問他的名字了？
He doesn't wanna know my name and I don't wanna know his.
他不想知道我叫什么，我也不想知道他叫什么。
Hey, mind if I use your bathroom?
嘿，能讓我用下你們的廁所嗎？
I need to check on the boys. See if they're girls.
我得看看我的男孩們還好嗎。看看他們是否變成妹子了。
How do you not know the name of the guy you're intimate with?
你怎么連和你親密接觸的人的名字都不知道？
"Intimate"?
"親密接觸"？
Max, there are certain things you have to know about the guy you're engaging in sexual congress with.
Max，你總得了解一下與自己發(fā)生性行為的男人啊。
Only you can make sex boring.
只有你能把做愛說得那么無趣。
Well, not too bad.
還好。
One's okay and the other one left on crutches. Later.
一個完好，另一個得扶拐杖了。回見。
Sebastian, wait. This is Max Black. Max, this is Sebastian.
Sebastian，等等。她是Max。Max，他叫Sebastian。
Nice to meet you, Max.
見到你很開心，Max。
Yeah, nice to meet you too. And you can just call me what you usually do. "Oh, god."
嗯，我也是。你還是像以前一樣叫我好了。"哦，太爽了"
Hey, is that a new shirt, Earl?
嘿，Earl，那襯衫是新的？
Why, yes it is, Max. I just got it in 1987.
是啊，Max，我剛在1987年時(shí)買的。
Oh, great! Look at this text. It's from the guy whose sperm count you lowered.
真棒！看看這短信。是那個被你摧殘了精子庫的家伙發(fā)來的。
His name is Sebastian. Oh, he's inviting you to come see him dj.
他叫Sebastian。哦，他邀請你去看他當(dāng)音樂主持。
Oh, damn it! I told you I didn't wanna know anything about him, and now I know he's a DJ, which means he unemployed, so points for that.
我去！我就跟你說了我不想知道任何關(guān)于他的事，現(xiàn)在我知道他是音樂主持了，也就是說他沒工作，這能給他加分呢。
So what are you gonna text him back?
所以你打算給他回什么？
Nothing! The only back-and-forth I want from this guy is on his back and for the fourth time.
不回！我想要的和他的之間唯一的來往就是和他大戰(zhàn)四個回合。
The best sex is secret sex.
秘密性愛什么的最棒了。
Then maybe don't talk about it while I'm eating.
那就別在我吃東西的時(shí)候說啊。
Well, I have a sexy secret. A crush on a girl.
我有個性感的小秘密。我喜歡上一個女孩了。
