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Wake up. It's Tuesday, and the DJ didn't come.
醒醒。今天是周二，而那個音樂主持沒來。
Maybe he just drank too much.
或許他喝多了而已。
No! He didn't show at all. There's no DJ fresh-and-local in my ones and twos.
不是！他根本就沒出現。沒有當地新鮮的音樂主持來上我了。
Well, what did you expect? You ran out of there without even saying "hi." We should've stayed at the club.
你還想怎樣呢？你連招呼都沒打就落跑了。我們應該待在酒吧的。
Stop calling it a club!
別再說那里是酒吧！
He DJs at a supermarket, which is the lamest thing I've ever seen, not counting the time you tried to bring back the phrase "oh, no, you didn't."
他在超市打碟，這是我見過的最遜的事情了，但不算上你想把"哦，不，你不會的"這口頭禪收回來的那事。
I'm surprised at you. What if I judged you for some of your jobs?
你真是讓我驚訝。要是我對你的工作說三道四呢？
Uh, bar-back slash captain of a shrimp boat in the gulf of Mexico isn't the bomb?
呃，在墨西哥海灣的蝦船上做服務員兼船長，這事你還沒說夠？
What about when you worked at the GAP?
那你在GAP服裝店工作的那次呢？
Who told you about the GAP?
誰告訴你的？
You, that time you were drunk, folding a sweater, and you tried to help me "spring into summer" with cargo shorts.
你自己，喝醉酒疊毛衣的那次，然后你還想用短褲幫我"迎接夏天"。
Fine! I fell into the GAP.I needed the money.
好吧！我是被逼上賊船的，我需要錢。
Maybe Sebastian needs the money, too.
或許Sebastian也等著用錢。
Who?
誰？
And if you ever tell anyone about the gap, You will have a gap between your neck and where your head used to be.
要是你膽敢跟別人提起GAP服裝店這事，那你腦袋和脖子就得分家了。
"oh, no you didn't."
"哦，不，你不會的".
Hey, I wasn't sure if it was too late to come by. But the Ouija board said, "go ahead, the girls are up!"
嘿，我不知道這么晚敲門好不好。但通靈板說 "放心去吧，她們沒睡！"
You use that?
你用那玩意兒？
The only spirit I listen to is 2-buck-chuck, and he mostly tells me to take my top off.
我唯一信仰的就是便宜酒，而他大多是叫我脫掉上衣。
Yeah, Ouija helps me make all my big decisions.
通靈板幫我做重大決定。
Like coming to America, adopting a Chinese orphan, and leaving a Chinese orphan at the fire station.
比如來美國收養一個中國孤兒，把中國孤兒留在消防局。
Those boards are creepy. You never know what you're inviting in. I mean, what if we open a hellmouth?
那些通靈板很瘆人的。你都不知道招來了什么。我是說，萬一打開了地獄之門呢？
