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Y...I'm so sorry. I have to take this. Just a minute.
你...抱歉，我得接一下電話。稍等一分鐘。
What? Just say it already. Come on.
干嘛？有屁快放，說吧。
Max, this is great. Think of the exposure. I wonder which reality show it is.
麥克斯，這太棒了，想想我們的曝光率。不知道是哪一檔真人秀要拍。
Ooh, maybe 16 and Pregnant is doing a "where are they now" segment and they found me.
會不會是《高中生孕婦》節目要拍攝"若干年后"特別集，然后找到我啦。
Or that one about you, "Here comes honey boobless."
或者是跟你有關的"甜心沒波來啦"。
Do you have any idea who I am? You just do what I say or you are out!
你知不知道老娘是誰？要么照做，要么滾蛋！
Okay. Mommy loves you. Sorry, my baby's Nigerian. I mean, if you're gonna live here, learn the language.
好的。媽咪也愛你。抱歉，我寶寶的非籍保姆。如果要住在這個國家，你得學這里的語言啊。
Jeez. So what are we thinking?
真是的。所以你們意下如何？
We'd love it. We're in. What show?
超喜歡，我們愿意，是哪一檔節目呢？
Keeping up with the Kardashians.
《與卡戴珊姐妹同行》。
Finally, God opens a door.
終于，老天爺對我們開了門。
And I'm closing a window.
但我要關上窗。
Max!
麥克斯！
She's overwhelmed. Big fan.
她有點興奮過度，超粉你們。
Do you have a card?
能拿一張名片嗎？
And listen, text me. Don't call. It freaks me out.
記得，短信聯系。別打給我，我會抓狂。
Just give me one good reason why we shouldn't keep up with the Kardashians.
告訴我為什么我們不該與卡戴珊姐妹們同行。
I'll give you five good reasons.
我能給你五個好理由。
Kim, Kamber, Klondike...and the little ones, Krispy and Kreme.
金，金波，金朗代克，還有年紀小點的 Krispy Kreme。
Not even close.
聽你胡扯。
Fine. Kim, Kooky, Kool-aid, and the little ones, Kaptain and kangaroo.
行，金，金怪，金愛，還有年紀小點的金袋鼠與金隊長。
It's Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kylie, and Kendall.
卡戴珊家族三姐妹，金，考特妮，科勒凱莉與肯達爾。
That mother has some nerve, naming a kid who's probably never even read a book "Kindle."
她媽媽真帶種，給她取那名，她估計都沒讀過"Kindle"這本書吧。
We need this. Everyone watches Keeping up with the Kardashians.
我們非上不可。大家都在看這檔節目。
It's like Dancing with the Stars, but without the stars. So, Dancing with the Stars.
感覺就像《與星共舞》，但是沒有明星。所以跟《與星共舞》一模一樣。
