評論
打印
Hot food from a hot man.
猛男主廚 美味出爐
Max a woman in my section wants to know
麥克斯 我那區有個女人問
if we do anything gluten free.
咱們有沒有無谷蛋白的食物
What do I tell her?
怎么回答
Tell her she's not allergic to gluten
跟她說 別假裝對谷蛋白過敏
she's just masking an eating disorder.
來掩飾自己的飲食失調癥
Look alive people.
各位 打起精神
Club sandwich burger medium
總匯三明治 漢堡配中薯
and a shrimp salad for the gamblin' man.
以及給賭鬼的鮮蝦沙拉
I asked for salt and pepper.
我要的鹽和胡椒呢
I wanted mayonnaise and mustard.
我的蛋黃醬和芥末醬呢
You forgot my diet soda.
你忘了我的無糖汽水
I'm sorry I'll be right back with
抱歉 馬上給您拿...
Oh what?
瞧 這是啥
Never doubt me.
姐是有兩把刷子的
Here's my last check Earl.
最后一張單了 厄爾
Look here Max.
瞧 麥克斯
That lady just slipped me her number.
那女的剛塞了她電話號碼給我
Like i need another menopausal white woman
老子難道還缺另一個絕經白師奶
scratchin' at my window like a cat in heat.
像貓發情撓窗一樣地對我發情嗎
God I love money.
天啊 我愛死錢了
I know I'm so sorry it broke up with you.
我懂 真遺憾錢不愛你了
Look! This week's new Ipad just came out.
瞧 這周Ipad2上市了
Spread the words.
趕緊去廣而搞之吧
Word.
是"告"啊
I saw that on the wire.
我是從電線桿上的廣告學的
Max three weeks in a row
麥克斯 都三周了
you have not yet accepted my request to be a Facebook friend.
你還沒接受我臉書的加好友請求
Max? I am talking to you.
麥克斯 我跟你說話呢
I didn't hear you I have my earbuds in.
戴著耳機呢 聽不見
What are these?
那這是什么
Okay you had to bust a move and get "the truth" on my ass?
不到黃河心不死 不見棺材不掉淚嗎
Fine let's go there.
好吧 那我就送你一程
Han I'm never gonna be your Facebook friend.
憨 我永遠都不會加你為好友的
Hard to hear.
萬箭穿心啊
Well I accepted you Han.
沒關系 我加了你 憨
Yes thank you. You make my heart sing.
謝謝 你讓我心花怒放
Hurts me still.
血還吧嗒吧嗒流呢
