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Erica Albright's a bitch.
Erika Albright是個賤人
Do you think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht,
你覺得這是因為她家把姓改成Albrecht了?
or do you think it's because all BU girls are bitches?
還是因為你覺得 所有波士頓大學的女生都是賤人?
For the record, she may look like a 34C,
記錄一下 她上圍大概有34C
but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret.
但這是她拜托她在"維多利亞的秘密" 那里的朋友的結果
She's a 34B, as in barely anthing there. False advertising.
她其實只有34B 胸上連點兒肉都沒有 虛假廣告而已
The truth is, she has a nice face.
其實她空有一張漂亮臉
I need to do something to take my mind off her.
我得做點兒什么 不想她了
Easy enough, except I need an idea.
這事兒不難 只是需要一個點子
I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.
我有點兒喝多了 我沒撒謊
So what if it's not even 10:00 p.m. And it's a Tuesday night? Billy.
那如果現在不是周二晚上的10點 又會怎么樣? Billy.
The Kirkland facebook is open on my desktop,柯克蘭宿舍的相片簿已經放在我桌子上了
and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics.
某個擁有這樣一本可怕的影集的人
Billy Olson's sitting here and had the idea of putting some of the pictures
Billy Olsen就坐在這兒 有了個點子 把其中一些照片跟家畜的照片 放在一起
next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter.
讓大家評一評哪個更性感
Good call, Mr. Olson.
好主意 Olsen先生!
