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Um Well, anyway, Danielle just came in from Los Angeles 總之丹妮爾剛從洛杉磯來
and she's house-sitting while her aunt's away. 她姨媽不在她來幫忙看房子
Why don't you show her around? 你可以帶她去周圍走走嗎？
Such a long road, you know. 你知道嗎？已經走了很遠了
Uh, what are we doing? 我們要干什么？
Did you like what you saw? What are you talking about? -你喜歡你所看見的嗎？你在說什么？
Okay. I saw—I saw you for, like, an instant—An instant? 好吧，我只看到你一下子而已。——一下子？
Yeah. It was--It was no--It was no big deal. 沒什么大不了的
No, no. It... It was... It was a 不，很大不了……
It was a big deal, but it's just that 是個很大的事，不過……
I didn't 我沒有
I'm...I'm sorry. 對……對不起
I'm sorry. 對不起
So, what are we gonna do about this? 那我們要怎么解決呢？
Uh, I mean, I—I said—I said I was sorry. 我……我說過……對不起了
What? -You saw me. 什么？你看了我的
Yeah, right. Like I'm gonna strip right here. 難道我要在這里脫光衣服嗎？
Are you... Are you serious? 你不是認真的吧？
No. 不
Uh, no. 不可能的
No. Never gonna happen. 不，不，不要
Uh-uh. The whole package. 全脫了
No, come on. This is good enough. 不，這已經夠好了
Jesus! Come on. Will you relax? 天哪！你可以放過我嗎？
Fricking psycho. 變態
There. You happy now? 現在你滿意了吧？
Yep -Hey! -耶-嗨！
Wait! 等等！
No! 不！
Jesus. Sorry. 上帝啊，對不起
You're an asshole. It's not funny. 你是個混蛋，這不好笑
It's a little funny. 有一點點味道
Come on. 來吧
Let me in. Let me in. 讓我進去，讓我進去
It's not funny. 不好玩
It's a little funny. 有點好玩
So, what else do you do besides torture people? 你除了虐待別人之外還做什么？
Seriously. What's your story? I don't know. 說真的，說說你的事來聽。不知道
I kind of just quit my job. 我有點想辭職
I want to start over, maybe go to college. 我想從頭來過，說不定去上大學吧
So, uh, are—are you here alone or 你是一個人呢還是怎樣？
Just ask. 盡管問吧
What? What? 怎么？
Do you have a... a boyfriend? 你有男朋友嗎？
No. 沒有
Aren't you gonna ask me if I have a girlfriend? 你想問我有沒有女朋友嗎？
No. Okay. 不想。好吧
So, you're about to gr
aduate. You must be going nuts right now. 你就快畢業了，現在一定快瘋掉了
Yeah. I mean, 沒錯
it's just been, uh--been off the hook, you know. 我是說呢，已經安然過關了
Really? -Yeah. 真的？對
So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately? 那么你最近做過最瘋狂的事是什么？
Oh, I mean, it's—it's hard to tell, you know 哦，很難說，你知道的，因為我們
because we've|—I've just done so much nuts stuff. 我剛做了這么多瘋狂的事，我是說
I mean, it's just off the hook, off the walls. I mean 只是碰巧沒事安然渡過，我是說
You haven't done anything, have you? 你完全沒做過，對不對？
No. 沒錯
It's kind of—It's kind of been my problem lately. 是有點…最近是有點困擾我
Come on. There's gotta be something. 少來，一定有的
What about your girlfriend? 你的女朋友呢？
Okay. We can figure this out. You just—You need a girl. 好吧，我們可以想出辦法的，你只是需要個女孩子
What kind of girl? 哪種女孩子呢？
Definitely someone cute. 絕對要可愛的
Definitely. 一點也沒錯
Someone who can make him laugh. 要能逗你發笑的
But he also needs someone who's gonna push him. 但也需要會逼迫你
Someone who's gonna make him do things 令你做出
he never thought he could do. 從沒想過會做的事
Like stripping in the middle of the street? 像是在街道中央裸奔嗎？
