4. Revenge of the Nerds《鬼馬校園》

The Plot: Two nerds show up on campus expecting their lives to change. Instead, they are terrorized by the jock fraternity, abused by the hot girl sorority, and even have their dorm room stolen. The two then band together with the rest of the nerds on campus, start their own fraternity and proceed to run wild all over campus in a reign of terror not seen since the Mongol Empire. They stage a late night black ops assault on the sorority, sabotage the jocks’ football equipment, cheat their asses off to win the Greek Games and therefore steal the campus government, and Lewis even resorts to raping a chick in a moon room. Somehow -– I’m guessing through sheer exhaustion and fear -– the rest of the campus tells the jocks to go to hell and celebrate with the nerds and Lewis and his victim fall madly in love.

兩個期待改變校園生活的書呆子上演的好戲。相反，他們受到兄弟會的恐嚇，在辣妹聯誼會上受辱，宿舍甚至被盜。此后兩人聯合學校其他書呆子們，開始以友愛對抗校園暴力。他們上演了一場黑衣人深夜偷襲，破壞了聯誼會的足球設備，騙贏了希臘比賽，行竊了學校行政樓，Lewis甚至強奸了一名幼女。不知怎么的——我猜是行為過于極端和恐懼——學校里剩下的人咒罵足球隊的人，反而瘋狂的追隨和支持書呆子們。

What We Learned: If you follow the example set in this movie, you will end up in federal prison. Also, exposing yourself to a blind person is known as mopery. Oh, and if you need backup, align yourself with a militant black fraternity because even Ogre can’t stand up to those guys.

觀后感：如果這部電影里有你追隨的榜樣，那你將來得入獄了。這眾所周知。如果你需要支援，和黑社會結盟你將無往不利。