2. The Social Network《社交網絡》

The Plot: An awkward genius of a college student creates Facebook and in the process ends up feuding with virtually every person on the face of the earth.

一位尷尬的創辦Facebook的天才，幾乎和世界上的每個人長期對抗。

What We Learned: Screw school, just come up with a billion dollar idea, move to California and hang out with Justin Timberlake (and presumably the roughly one billion women who follow him around on a daily basis.) Also, hot Asian chicks who will blow you in a public bathroom on the first date probably aren’t the most stable prospects for a long term relationship. (They sure are fun though. Well, at least until they set your room on fire anyway.) Oh, and all Harvard Crew members are apparently Aryan cartoon characters.

觀后感：僅為迸發出價值上億的念頭，輟學和Justin Timberlake一起搬到加州（想必大概有億萬女孩追隨）?；鹄钡膩喼扌℃ず湍愕谝淮渭s會，就在公開場所比如洗手間為你吹簫，必不是長久穩定的戀愛關系。（雖然她們肯定很有意思，至少她們讓你在屋里爽了一回。）哈佛船隊的隊員看起來像雅利安的卡通人物。

1. Animal House《動物屋》

The Plot: If you don’t know the plot to Animal House then I’m pretty sure you were either born in Bhutan or you are the most culturally sheltered human being alive. In which case, this Web site probably just blew your mind.

如果你不知道《動物屋》的情節，那么我敢肯定你要么出生在不丹，要么你活的很封閉。無論何種情況，這個網站可能給你來場頭腦風暴。

What We Learned: College is the most debauched time in your life, class (all definitions of the word) is secondary to having a good time, nothing is more fun than getting shitfaced with all your friends and a few hundred hot, horny strangers and if you chug a fifth of Jack Daniels in under a minute and terrorize that hot coed who doesn’t close her curtains you will one day end up a Senator. Oh, and if a giant black dude asks if he can dance with your date, by all means, let the man dance with your date.

觀后感：大學是你最放蕩的時間，課堂（字面意義上的）是其次的好時機。沒有比同朋友一起更有意思的了，比如一分鐘內吹一瓶15年的杰克丹尼，或者恐嚇身材火辣不拉窗簾的同校女孩。如果一個身材高大的黑人哥們兒來邀請你的女伴跳支舞，還是乖乖的把女伴拱手相讓吧。