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鮑伯:一般人嘴中的同性戀?
Gaby: Ah. And this was Grace at halloween.
Bob: Oh, she's beautiful, Gaby.
Gaby: And so sweet. Getting to know her has been such a blessing. Carlos and I will never be able to thank you enough.
Bob: Hey, I just made some calls.
Gaby: No, you did more than that. You changed our lives. We wanted to give you these... As a token of our appreciation.
Bob: Orchestra seats to... "Cats."
Gaby: What's wrong? I thought you love Musicals.
Bob: That was Lee. He was the show queen. When I found out he saw "Annie" Six times, even I wanted to gay bash him.
Gaby: Oh. Okay, well, I wanna get you tickets to something. Do you like the opera? Figure skating? Beauty pageants? Barbra?
Bob: Sorry.
Gaby: Ever think the reason Lee broke up with you is you're not gay?
Bob: Hey, what can I say? Give me a beer and a college basketball game,I'm happy.
Carlos: You're kidding. Who you like this year?
Bob: Well, Duke's got most of its starters coming back this year,So...
Gaby: Hey, hey, hey! You kiss boys with that mouth?
Carlos: Bob, I get basketball tickets all the time. You wanna go to a game this week?
Bob:Are you serious? Oh, I'm in. You know, there's a game on tonight. Maybe after dessert, we can turn on--What's wrong?
Gaby: I thought I knew you. Now all of a sudden, you're talkin' beer and basketball?It's like you're not even a...
Bob: A tired gay stereotype?
Gaby: Exactly. It's very upsetting.
Bob: Tell you what, let us watch the game. During halftime, I'll come back in and tell you how great you look in your Dolce & Gabbana.
Gaby: Versace. Just go. I can't even look at you right now.