加比:人家著急啊,那天你回去睡了,留下我和法國佬在酒吧喝酒,是朋友就不該讓我去酒后調情?,F在 我拜托你,你至少還記得,我何時回房的吧?
蘇珊:我記得已經天亮了。
Gaby: There you are! I called you an hour ago!
Susan: I was at school. Hi,sweetie! The kids in your class made you a poster. Look what Brittany said.
Gaby: Yeah,yeah,yeah. She loves it. Come on! Come on!
Susan: Oh! What is going on?!
Gaby: Okay. Do you remember eight years ago when we went on that ski weekend?
Susan: Uh... vaguely.
Gaby: No,no,no,no,no! It can't be "vaguely." I need you to focus. Oh! Oh! Okay.
Susan: Okay.
Gaby: Remember how you and I had dinner with that french guy?
Susan: The one you referred to as le package?
Gaby: Exactly. Okay. Tell me everything you remember.
Susan: Ooh! I remember I had the fondue and I lost my strawberry, and the waiter almost caught me when I put my-
Gaby: I'm talking about me and the package!
Susan: Why are you yelling at me?
Gaby: 'Cause I'm mad! You went off to bed and left me and frenchie drinking at the hotel bar, and friends don't let friends flirt drunk! Now for the love of god, do you at least remember when I came back to the room?
Susan: I remember the sun was coming up.
Gaby: Oh,god.
Susan: Gaby,you're not saying...
Gaby: Yeah. I think juanita might be french.
選自《絕望的主婦》第7季第2集