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亨利是一名圖書管理員，患上慢性時間錯位癥，以至于每次發病都將穿越時空。而且，他每次穿越都赤身裸體，經常鬧出笑話。久而久之，亨利習以為常。一個偶然的機會，他愛上了一個名叫克萊爾的女孩。為了追求克萊爾，他穿越時空對6歲的克萊爾表白，并許諾未來將娶她為妻。本片段就是亨利對6歲的克萊爾介紹自己的情景。
Claire: Who is there?
Henry: Greetings, earthling.
Claire: Mark, you idiot.
Henry: Ow! Claire, I'm not gonna hurt you. Just please don't throw anything at me.
Claire: Who are you, how do you know my name, and why can't you come out?
Henry: Can you just hand me the blanket?
Claire: Maybe I should call my mom.
Henry: No, no, no. Don't call your mom, please. Just hand me the blanket and I'll leave.
Claire: What do you need the blanket for?
Henry: I'm a time traveler. I come from the future. And when I do, I don't get to bring my clothes.
Claire: There's no such thing as time travelers.
Henry: Yes, there is. In fact, you and I are friends in the future, when you're a lady.
Claire: Am I pretty?
Henry: Yes. Very.
Claire: Prove you're from the future.
Henry: Well, your name is Claire Abshire. Born May 24th, 1972. Your parents are Philip and Lucille.
Claire: So you know things. That doesn't prove you're from the future.
Henry: Okay. This weekend, your brother, Mark, who's a real pain in the ass...falls out of a tree and breaks his arm.
Claire: Yeah, but I won't know till then if you're telling the truth or not.
Henry: Well, if you hang around long enough, you'll see me disappear.
Claire: But you just got here.
Henry: I'll be back again. Lots of times. In fact...I'll be back next Tuesday at 4. And it'd be great if, when you come then, you could bring me some clothes. Some your dad won't miss. Nice to meet you.
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