美劇隨身聽之老爸老媽的浪漫史 第4篇

[00:01.00]Hey.
[00:02.33](GROANS)
[00:03.43]I'm exhausted.
[00:04.74]It was finger-painting day at school and a 5-year-old boy
[00:08.21]got to second base with me.
[00:11.71]-Wow, you're cooking? -Yes, I am.
[00:17.82]Are you sure that's a good idea after last time.
[00:19.85]You looked really creepy without eyebrows.
[00:22.85]I can handle this.
[00:23.95]I think you'll find I'm full of surprises tonight.
[00:26.29]So there's more surprises? Like what?
[00:28.69]Marshall was in his second year oflaw school,
[00:30.73]so he was pretty good at thinking on his feet,
[00:33.20]Boogedy boo! And that's all of them.
[00:38.07]I'm gonna go cook.
[00:40.74]I'm so happy for Marshall, I really am.
[00:42.54]I just couldn't imagine settling down right now.
[00:44.78]-So do you think you'll ever get married? -Well, maybe eventually.
[00:48.65]Some fall day. Possibly in Central Park.
[00:52.32]Simple ceremony. We'll write our own vows.
[00:55.02]Band, no DJ.
[00:56.12]People will dance, I'm not gonna worry about it.
[00:59.39]Damn it, why did Marshall have to get engaged?
[01:02.53]Yeah, nothing hotter than a guy planning out his own imaginary wedding, huh?
[01:06.06]-Actually, I think it's cute. -Well, you're clearly drunk.
[01:09.83]One more for the lady!
[01:12.80]Oh, hey, look what I got.
[01:18.11]Oh, honey, champagne.
[01:22.68]Yeah.
[01:25.12]No, you are too old to be scared to open a bottle of champagne.
[01:28.99]I'm not scared.
[01:30.05]-Then open it. -Fine.
[01:33.62]Please, open it.
[01:35.13]Gosh, you are unbelievable, Marshall.
[01:37.09]There are two big questions a man has to ask in Iife,
[01:39.80]One you plan out for months, the other just slips out
[01:42.60]when you're half-drunk at some bar,
[01:44.40]Will you marry me?
[01:45.90]You wanna go out sometime?
[01:47.97]Of course, you idiot!
[01:51.18]I'm sorry, Carl's my boyfriend.
[01:56.01]What's up, Carl?