美劇隨身聽之絕望的主婦 第14篇

[00:00.50]- Susan. - Hi, Mike.
[00:03.38]I brought you a little housewarming gift.
[00:05.88]I probably should have brought something by earlier, but...
[00:08.51]actually, you're the first in the neighborhood to stop by.
[00:11.10]Really?
[00:12.10]Susan knews he was lucky.
[00:13.81]An eligible bachelor had moved onto wisteria lane,
[00:16.81]and she was the first to find out,
[00:18.98]but she also knew that good news...
[00:22.28]Travels quickly.
[00:23.99]Edie Britt was the most predatory divorcee in a 5-block radius.
[00:29.28]Her conquests were numerous...
[00:33.91]varied...
[00:38.08]and legendary.
[00:41.88]Hi, Susan. I hope I'm not interrupting.
[00:46.38]You must be Mike Delfino. Hi, I'm Edie. Britt.
[00:50.39]I live over there.
[00:52.39]Welcome to Wisteria lane.
[00:55.31]Susan had met the enemy, and she was a slut.
[00:59.10]Thank you. Ha ha. What's this?
[01:01.19]Sausage putanesca. It's just something I threw together.
[01:05.69]Well, thanks, Edie. Ha ha. That's great.
[01:10.12]I'd invite you both in, but I was sort of in the middle of something.
[01:15.41]And just like that, the race for Mike Delfino had begun.
[01:20.21]For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly.
[01:26.30]Oh, Mike. I heard you're a plumber?
[01:28.68]But she was reminded that when it came to men...
[01:31.51]do you think you could stop by later tonight and take a look at my pipes?
[01:35.01]- Women don't fight fair. - Sure.
[01:37.39]Thanks.