美劇隨身聽之絕望的主婦 第4篇

[00:00.50]I was laid to rest on a monday.
[00:03.21]After the funeral, all the residents of wisteria lane came to pay their respects.
[00:09.59]And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.
[00:13.39]Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken.
[00:16.39]Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.
[00:19.60]Of course, she didn't cook much while she was moving up the corporate ladder.
[00:23.10]She didn't have the time.
[00:24.90]But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant,
[00:27.19]her husband Tom had an idea.
[00:29.61]"Why not quit your job?
[00:31.20]"Kids do better with stay-at-home moms. It would be so much less stressful."
[00:36.12]But this was not the case.
[00:37.99]In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic,
[00:41.12]she was now forced to get her fried chicken from a fast-food restaurant.
[00:45.42]Lynette would have appreciated the irony if she stopped to think about it,
[00:49.09]but she couldn't. She didn't have the time.
[00:51.92]- Stop it ! - But, mom!
[00:53.51]No,
[00:54.22]you are going to behave today.
[00:56.39]I am not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood.
[00:59.60]And just so you know how serious I am...
[01:02.23]what's that?
[01:03.60]Santa's cell phone number.
[01:05.69]How'd you get that?
[01:07.52]I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf,
[01:10.40]and if any of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa,
[01:13.99]and I will tell him you want socks for Christmas.
[01:17.41]You willing to risk that?
[01:21.50]Okay. Let's get this over with.