Luke: Grape, my favorite.
Ben: There were never come out.
Luke: Let's blame it on Chrissy. Yeah.
Carol: Hey are you guys playing without Chrissy again?
Everyone: Yeah
Carol: Well that's great because look what I brought pony rides for everyone.
Chrissy: I knew it I caught you.
Jason: Ah, what should we do?
Mike: Put her back to bed.
Everyone chanting: Put her back to bed.
Chrissy: Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
Maggie: Chrissy, what is it?
Chrissy: That's it I'm never going to sleep again.
Maggie: Now she sleeps.
Jason: I don't think she closed her eyes once one night Maggie, maybe it's time we tried something different.
Maggie: Like what? Make her do military push ups until she passes out?
Jason: Or like ah why don't we let her stay up as late as she wants one night and let her see that nothing happens.
Maggie: That sounds like a interesting idea with another child and another family and another country perhaps in a separate but parallel universe.
Jason: Her bed time is eight o'clock she needs to sleep.
Jason: Is this how you want her to get it tasting table?
Maggie: Well what if she likes staying up? What if she wants to do it all the time?
Jason: She won't Maggie; we would make sure that is the most boring, un event full night of your life?
Maggie: And how would we do that?
Jason: Come on I don't have to tell you how to make a night boring, I mean you are very you are exciting and dynamic and tingly but you're an adult but to a kid she wouldn't understand, and its because come on what do you have to say? Let's give it a shake.
Maggie: Ok Jason you sweet talk me into it but if it back fires nothing happens after your bed time either.
Jason: Come on Chrissy sweet heart come on time for school come on.
Chrissy: Is a pony here?
Jason: No there's not, I am gonna make you a deal I want you to go to bed on every school night and then the first non-school night you can stay up as long as you want.
Chrissy: Really?
Jason: Really yes. We want you to see what we all do after you go to bed.
Chrissy: Do you pinky swear?
Jason: I pinky swear.
Maggie: Ok Chrissy go get your sweater and I'll take you to school.
Chrissy: Ok.
Jason: I call that an auspicious beginning.
Maggie: And I call it caving in and another thing Doctor Floyd and that the next non-school night is Friday and that's the CreedMoors' costume party.
Jason: That's great a little disappointing to me Maggie we'll have to cancel.
Maggie: Jason.
Jason: Maggie, come on what can I do? I pinky swore.
Katie: This looks like night mare on Fudge Street.
Mike: Hey relax, we are done.
Katie: I can't believe I help you make forty pounds of this stuff do you know how much fat is in this? Why didn't I just go to the Big Sale set up a booth and sell lard?
Mike: Kate come on remember this is for a very very good cause.
Katie: Which is?
Mike: Putting a new candy machine in the student union.
Katie: For that I shelled twenty five pounds of walnuts?
Mike: Hey hey hey, I was the one who wanted to leave them in the shell you were the one worried about cracking people's teeth. Right now listen up I'll go the wagon so we can load it up ok?
Katie: Where do we have to deliver all of this?
Mike: Hey I got the address right here.
Katie: Mike do you think there might be some important information you've overlooked here?
Mike: Ah, bring it on recycled paper?
Katie: The big sale is next month.
Mike: You know a lesser woman would be mad honey, I got to hit it to you.
Kate: I spent the entire afternoon cooking liquid deft because you can't read instructions?
Mike: Honey look I am sorry I've never been good with dates, you forgive me?
Kate: Eat fudge and die.
Maggie: I want to talk to his supervisor, yes I'll hold, Chrissy it's eight o'clock the TV goes off.
Chrissy: Great time to party.
Jason: Look the reason we made you stay up so late tonight is to see that there is no party. Now come on just sit back and let's enjoy the quiet.
Maggie: Listen to me Mr. on time every time you've been giving me that sorry song for over a week now and it is Friday night, you get me those drills tonight or else I am coming down there with a pair of hedge clippers and I'm gonna open your mail, that's right I play rough.
Chrissy: This is boring, Can we order pizza?
Jason: No Chrissy, on normal nights we don't have any special treats.
Mike: Ok, fudge for everyone.
Chrissy: Wow.
Maggie: Chrissy, this is unusual.
Chrissy: Right, can I have some?
Jason: Only if you have some milk to go along with it
Chrissy: No problem.
Luke: What are you parents doing here?
Ben: Well we have to put up with them they own the place.
Luke: I thought they were going out tonight.
Ben: It doesn't look like it, so what's the big deal? We'll go out then.
Luke: You can't.
Ben: Why not?
Luke: Because you're a mess, it's for you.
Ben: If there's a flaming bag out there you're dead meat.
Lady: Hi does Ben Sever live here?
Ben: Yeah, I'm Ben.
Donna: I'm Donna Kent, you may know me as 'Wild Thing'. You sit I'll dance.
Ben: Ok.
Katie: What's going on here?
Donna: This is the talent competition for home coming queen.
Ben: It is? I thought that was next week at school?
Mike: Well don't argue with the 'wild thing'.
Donna: It's definitely here tonight.
Ben: It says alright I just can't figure out, Luke, Luke must have done this.
Kate: I can't believe they'll go through all this trouble to get girls.
Mike: The kid's got talent.
Chrissy: I guess she must have figured out I was in bed.
Maggie: Chrissy I don't know what's going on here but I'm sure there's…,
Jason: I'll get it, Ah ha
Chrissy: Look that!
Maggie: May I help you?
Jodi: Say what? Your new neighbour Jody Creedmoor.
Maggie: Oh I'm sorry I didn't recognize you, You remember my husband Jason?
Jason: Yeah nice to see you again, I like that Marge Simpson thing you got going?
Jody: I felt just awful that you weren't gonna come to my little doo so I brought popo platter
Chrissy: Pizza roll?
Jody: Sun dried tomatoes and goat cheese in a tortilla skin.
Chrissy: Right, pizza roll.
Jason: This is just a coincidence.
Maggie: Oh this is so sweet of you Jodi.
Jody: Oh, it's the least I could do, by the by our plumbing has gone kerfluee, would it be alright if a few of my very closest friends could used your bathroom?
Maggie: Oh sure.
Jody: Fluuuy.
Maggie: It's upstairs.
Chrissy: Ohhhh.
Luke: Excuse me, Aw.
Jason: Upstairs on the right follow the porcupine .
Man: I got a delivery here for Maggie Malon
Maggie: Oh great, my drills are finally here.
Man: Drills, Lady you just signed for a truck load of dolls, bring them on in.
Maggie: Oh wait guys they must be some.
Man: In here or on the lawn it's your choice.
Chrissy: I'm here I'm here, thank you, have some fudge.
Chrissy: Bo bo bo.
Maggie: Chrissy this is all a big mistake.
Jason: Nothing like this has ever happened before.
Chrissy: Ah ha, ah cool.
Kate: Mike, what are you doing?
Mike: Gotta ….spirit, what did you like that ah thing?
Girl: Is Ben Sever here.
Ben: Yow.
Girl: Pristo.
Luke: Mr. Sever is busy right now, have a seat and wait until your name is called.
Girl: No way they started without us.
Maggie: I give up.
Jason: Carol,
Carol: I finish mid terms pull two all night up all I want to do is sleep in my own bed.
Maggie: Carol, you're not gonna get any quiet around here.
Carol: That's ok I'm totally wrecked.
Man: Oh could we use the bathroom?
Carol: Sure follow me.
Chrissy: Pony, Mummy daddy everything I've ever dreamed, I'm never going to bed again.
Maggie: What a coincidence, neither are you.