Kate: Mike, I know you are nervous about today, but running away isn't the answer.
Mike: No Kate! I'm not running, Luke is.
Artie: 5 minutes Mr. Seaver.
Mike: Get Glen on that I got a problem.
Artie: Glen, the kid's got a problem!!
Lennette: Straughn, why aren't you in wardrobe!?
Mike: Look is there anyway we can put this off till tomorrow?
Lennette: Impossible! Tomorrow you lead the SWAT team to the murderer's lair with your shirt off.
Mike: Maybe we can just delay it for an hour or two.
Glen: Entertainment tonight is here for crying out loud!! Be a man!!
Mike: Look there's this boy that's been living with our family and he's about to run back down to the streets and I am the only one who can stop him.
Glen: Entertainment Tonight!
Kate: There's a bus to Fort Lauderdale in 20 minutes.
Mike: Ok! Ok! So I can be back in..
Lennette: Wait a minute, so this boy has been in your home and now at the moment of truth your heart goes out to him. It's wonderful.
Mike: So can I go!??
Lennette: No!! But that storyline screams daytime nanny.
Kate: Can't you just let him go!!?
Glen: Is she anybody!?
Lennette: No!!
Glen: This scene shoots in 5 minutes with you in that bed!!
Lennette: Straughn I have designed whole storylines around you, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Mike: I know, I understand. Look I have an idea, what about if we put a dummy in the bed today and tomorrow I'll come back and do the shirtless SWAT thing.
Glen: How about this? No more Straughn! You're fired!!!
Mike: Are you serious!?
Glen: It's so simple, stay not fired, leave fired, history, out of here deep sixed.
Mike: I got to go.
Glen: Well, there's the door..You're fired!!! No no no, you wouldn't understand people cry and throw themselves at my feet and beg me to hire them back when they're fired and you're fired!!!
Mike: I heard you.
Glen: Listen I lost my head, you're not fired, we'll work something out.
Mike: Thanks.
Glen: And now that you are working for me again… You're fired!!! Bing!! Bam! Boom! You're out! Something's wrong, I'm not enjoying it.
Lennette: Forget him, he's obviously not Straughn.
Glen: Of course not because he's fired!! He doesn't even exist, infact I don't even know who I'm talking to. Nobody's there, I'm talking to air.
Mike: Uhh, look Kate I need to find my jacket. I'll be back as soon as I can.
Kate: Don't worry about me, just go. I'm proud of you Mark Seaver.
Artie: Can I help you?
Carol: Yes, I'm looking for Mike Seaver.
Artie: Never heard of him.
Carol: Well he's on this show, I should know, I'm his sister.
Artie: Excuse me toots, I've only been with this show since it was created you know? You don't believe me, you go ask the producer there.
Glen: You're fired!! Fired!! Fired!! Do you understand!!??
Carol: Hi, I'm looking for Mike Seaver.
Glen: Mike Seaver!?? There's no Mike Seaver. There never was a Mike Seaver. There's just air! Air!
Student: I smell a wookie.
Carol: Wait, I can prove it, the murderer's name is on page 14. Brook Sunderfield!!??
Bran: I knew Cruz couldn't have done it.
Carol: Wait this is Mike! Look this is my brother.
Lennette: What are your kids doing here?
Carol: We are not kids, we are students from Columbia University.
Lennette: Security!!
Mike: Excuse me. Excuse me.
Luke: It's busy!
Mike: Luke!?
Luke: Mike!!?
Mike: Hey.
Luke: What are you doing in here? You're suppose to be in a coma.
Mike: Come on let's get out of here.
Luke: I can't, I'll lose my free seat.
Mike: What!? You're going to ride all the way to Florida in a rest room!?
Luke: Beat's hanging on the back of a skateboard.
Mike: Come On! Come on! Let's go!
Luke: Just let me go!!
Mike: Like I'm going to let you wander the streets while I lead the SWAT team to the killer with my shirt off.
Bus Driver: Fort Lauderdale express, get comfortable or get off!!
Mike: Luke, what was wrong with the Kimbell's?
Luke: I don't trust a man who uses a popsicle stick to fix a cat.
Mike: I'm serious, what was wrong with the Kimbell's!!??
Luke: I'm just getting tired of getting used to people and having them ditch me.
Mike: Ditch you!?
Luke: Yeah, my dad slit when I was 2, my mom died and you guys are…
Mike: Us!?? Look how great you fit in with us!!? I mean only after a month you were part of our family.
Luke: Not quite.
Mike: Driver, stop this bus!
Bus Driver: Blow it out of here!
Maggie: Jason. Jason. I heard a noise down stairs, maybe Luke's back, are you awake?
Mike: Mom! Dad! I'm sorry it's so late, but I've made a decision. I don't want Luke going to the Kimbell's. I want Luke to stay right here and I will take full responsibility for him.
Maggie: Mike…
Mike: Mom! You said it yourself, Luke fits in around here.
Maggie: Well that's true.
Mike: And that's because he loves us and we love him and that' the bottom line.
Maggie: I can't say I haven't had the same thought from time to time. Jason.
Jason: Hmmm…
Maggie: That makes it unanimous then.
Mike: Thanks mom.
Maggie: We'll work it out in the morning.
Mike: Thanks dad.
Maggie: Mike, your father and I are proud of you.
Jason: Hmmm…
Mike: Goodnight.
Maggie: Goodnight. Oh Jason isn't this wonderful?? Jason. Jason! Wake up!
Jason: What's going on!!?? What is it!?
Maggie: We just had another child.