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(Door bell)
Jason: Would somebody get that? I'm working here. Could somebody answer the door? Fine, fine! I make the money, I pay the taxes, I'll answer the door. Life is full.
Bernie: You want to get started?
Jason: Bernie, what are you doing here?
Bernie: Your taxes. Like every year at this time.
Jason: Oh, you didn't get my message? No I don't need my accountant this year Bernie. I'm going to do m y taxes myself.
Bernie: Yeah, I got it, but, ha, I dint believe you.
Jason: Bernie, I'm serious. This year I want to do my own taxes.
Bernie: Ah, one question. Did you decorate this room yourself?
Jason: No, my wife did.
Bernie: Yeah, but you married her.
Jason: Hey, read my lips..
Bernie: I know, I know…No new taxes. It's good.
Jason: Goodbye Bernie.
Bernie: Look at it this way; every dollar you spend on me is deductible, so you actually save a dollar. Tell you what, I'll charge you double, you'll save a fortune.
Jason: And stay out.
Ben: Dad. Would now be a good time to introduce myself?
Jason: No.
Ben: Dad, you've met Ben Seaver son, not Ben Seaver entrepreneur.
Jason: Ben, come on I_m doing my taxes here. I'm in a foul mood. Do you really want to
persist with whatever you are persisting with?
Ben: May I call you Jason?
Jason: No Ben.
Ben: Jason, I'd like to talk business. One business man to another.
Jason: That's my brief case.
Ben: How's the Mrs.?
Jason: Is that your idea of a business meeting Ben? It sounds more like something you read in a book.
Ben: I think now would be a good time for a good dirty joke.
Jason: What are you after Ben?
Ben: Dad, how often have you said to yourself "Why can't I have my own career?" Why can't I be my own boss?" Why ...
Jason: Let me interrupt you here Ben. I do have my own career. I am my own boss.
Ben: You are?
Jason: I'm a psychiatrist.
Ben: Yeah?
Jason: Ben, what do you think I do every day?
Ben: To be honest, I never gave it much thought.
Ben: But you haven't heard my idea.
Jason: Listen, the US government gives me a two thousand deduction for you, and that's all, and you're pushing it.
Ben: Jason, just give me five minutes of your time, and if you're still not interested, you'll
never see me again.
Jason: Never again?
Ben: (on TV) Thank you Ben.
Ben: You're welcome Ben.
Ben: (on TV) Hey, that's my name.
Ben: Ha ha ha.
Jason: Gone forever, right?
Ben: (on TV) I'm about to show you the road to financial independence.
Jason: Ben, you tapes over Chrissy's birth!
Ben: No. This is just a double I made for the guys at school. Hey hey, it's coming back.
Ben: (on TV) That's right. Music. But why take it from me? Here it from typical America teens.
Stinky: (on TV) Jeepers. The most important thing for me is music. I spend every dime I can
on today's popular music groups. And I just got an ear ring.
Laura-Lynn: (on TV) Wow, wow! But seriously, I am concerned about where the hot new
groups are coming from.
Carol: (on TV) I didn't think music could be so good until I saw them in person. Am I done
yet?
Chrissy: (on TV) I laughed, I cried, I was moved beyond my years. Like that?
Ben: (on TV) Just what are all these young people talking about? The Fresh kids!
Everyone on TV: Yeah, wow, ahhhh!
Carol: (on TV) Am I done yet?
Song: I'm looking for someone like you. I'm searching but I can't get my mind off you. Some
say that the sky is the limit, but girl if there's a love you know I'm in it. It's in my heart, it's in
my soul, I try to find another but I can't let go. Don't you know you fly with the hip hop lot?
Her long sleek legs keep her going none stop. Walking on the boulevard, making fun. You're the one that I dream about all the time. You were caressing me from head to toe, saying that you loved me and you'll never let me go. You're the one to make my dreams come true. It will take a long time....Yeah, wow!
Ben: See dad. I've been helping The Fresh kids set up for parties and stuff and everybody
goes crazy when they see them. They are going to be bigger than New Kids On The Block.
Now all that they need is a manager.
Jason: Who told you you could use my video camera?
Ben: Dad, dad dad. You are missing the big picture here. Now The Fresh kids have the talent to become monsters. That's music business talk. Now I don't know much, ok I don't know anything. But I do know music and I do know these guys are good. And I also know that if you don't go for this, I'm going to end up a bum for the rest of my life, like Mike.
Jason: Alright, well what do you want from me Ben?
Ben: Dad, you don't just become a manager, you have to invest. That's why I want you to
become my partner.
Jason: Oh, I don't know anything about managing.
Ben: Well, there's a whole article about it in Ragtime magazine. See? Here, they ride in limos and order room service. You're perfect for the job.
Jason: Well I'm sure there is more to it than that.
Ben: Dad, you are a married man.
Jason: Not that.
Ben: I know it's a lot of work, but I've got it all figured out. See, ok. We get some publicity
pictures and some new wardrobe. Make a demo, then just sit back and watch the money roll in.
Jason: I've never seen you this excited about an idea Ben.
Ben: Yeah, and if we don't move fast some other manager will sign them up. So tomorrow
why don't you come with me? They are going to be guests on the cable show "Rack and Roll".
Jason: So you've figured this whole thing out now?
Ben: I've practiced what I was going to tell you. Including the dirty joke. Which by the way
you really should hear some time.
Jason: Ok Ben. Bottom line; how much would this cost me?
Ben: Sixty three thousand dollars.
Jason: Oh, ho ho ho. Yeah.
Ben: No.
Jason: Ho ho ho.
Ben: Ok, I'll settle for two thousand.
Mike: Such an amateur.
Chrissy: How would you have done it?
Mike: Well first, I would have picked one to four am. That's when dad is usually at his weakest. Right, and the, off the top of my head, I'd probable tell dad that I needed an operation from a surgeon who only takes cash.
Carol: And to think that is just from the top of his head.
Mike: Alright, watch this Chrissy. This is my chance to get a few table scraps. Dad, dad. I told the boy not to bother you. I don't know where he gets the idea that you are made of money. Alright, I'll take him out. I'll talk to him. You got twenty bucks for a couple of burgers?
Jason: Mike, Mike, cant you see we are having an important business meeting here.
Mike: Yeah right.
Ben: Guess who just coughed up two thousand bucks?
Mike: What? Two thou...But dad.
Carol: Get out Mr. Smooth.
Chrissy: So when do we get our table scraps?
