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[開心一笑] 浪費還是節約 Waste or Save
Waste or SaveFather: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?浪費還是節約父親:2012-04-16 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] Which part? 哪一部分?
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[開心一笑] 你活不成了 You're Not Going to Make it
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.2012-04-12 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:不小心咬破了自己的舌頭
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.“我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"“是的,寶貝”,她回答說,“你問2012-04-11 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:迷上wifi的小鳥
He's got wifi.他連上wifi了……2012-04-10 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:雙語城市 Bilingual City
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded."This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.""But, Monsieur, C s2012-04-08 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:什么都有,你要買什么?
A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma'am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting soon.Horrified, the manager came r2012-04-01 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:承諾的結果 The consequences
Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?父親:我曾向你許諾,如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車,可你卻未能做到。你上學期一直2012-04-01 編輯:Jasmine
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[四級閱讀綜合輔導] 英語四級閱讀:不要隨便喝別人的酒
A man is sitting at the bar.He looks sad as he stares into his glass. He has been looking at his drink for a long time, when a big burly man walks up behind him and says: Well, if you don'2012-03-31 編輯:Daisy