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[開心一笑] 尋找伴侶 Looking For A Companion
Looking for a companionA bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "Back came the2012-05-10 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] 悶騷狗與腹黑貓的生活筆記
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary....摘自一只狗的生活日記……8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!上午8點-狗糧!我的最愛!9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!上午9點30分-兜風!我的最愛!9:402012-05-07 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:他真是一個大人物
He is really somebody! " My uncle has 1000 men under him.""He is really somebody. What does he do?""A maintenance man in a cemetery. "他真是一個大人物!“我叔叔下面有1002012-05-04 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] One Engine Left 只剩一個引擎
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have2012-04-27 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:小學生的邏輯推理
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic."Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balanc2012-04-26 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:睡前禱告 bedtime prayer
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."朱莉葉在做睡前禱告。“禱告上帝,”她說,“讓那不2012-04-25 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:不能回答的問題
This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses.這個故事講的是一個咄咄逼人的辯護律師,他慣于盡量去恐嚇對方的證人。One witness rath2012-04-24 編輯:Jasmine
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[開心一笑] 開心一笑:十大經典店鋪口號
1.Outside a muffler shop:2012-04-23 編輯:Jasmine
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[他她話題] 開心一笑:吝嗇鬼的聚會 The Mean Man's Party
The Mean Mans PartyThe notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with yo2012-04-17 編輯:Jasmine