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A man is sitting at the bar.He looks sad as he stares into his glass. He has been looking at his drink for a long time， when a big burly man walks up behind him and says： “Well， if you don't drink it， I will.” And with that he finishes the man’s drink in one gulp.
The man at the bar starts to cry. The bigger man says， “Hey， I'll buy you another drink. Don't worry.”
No， it's not that. This day is the worst of my life . First， I fall asleep， and I'm late to my office. My boss fires me.When I leave the building to go to my car， I found out it was stolen . The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life， you show up and drink my poison .“
“不是啦，事情不是這樣。今天是我有生以來最倒霉的一天。一開始是睡過頭上班遲到，結果被老板炒魷魚。”“等我離開辦公大樓要去開車時，發現車被偷了，警察卻說他們無能為力，我只好打的回家。我離開家來到這間酒吧，正想著要不要結束生命時，你卻突然出現把我的毒酒給喝了。”
