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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Have You Ceased Beating&n
Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife? 你停止打你老婆了嗎?This story is told of a browbeating counsel, who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses. One witness rather tended to prefa2008-04-08 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:How Long, Doctor? 要多久,醫生?
When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.Uh, I hadn't rea..2008-04-08 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:A Trip to Disney迪斯尼之旅
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home. As we2008-04-08 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Good Choice選得真不錯!
一天,兩個工程系的學生在校園里碰面了。一個大聲地招呼另一個:“嗨!這單車真棒!你在哪弄到的?” “哦”另一個回答,“有一天,我在去教室的路上遇到一個年輕漂亮的姑娘騎著這輛車,她跳下車,脫掉所有的衣服,2008-04-08 編輯:echo
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[牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞] 牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞:Apply申請,實施
Apply(動詞)涂抹;申請;實施諧音:鵝破(賴);聯想:鵝為了申請工作,打破了無賴的頭。A169、場景再現:汽車標貼:Caution! Driver's applying make-up 注意!司機正在化妝。注:貼這樣標貼的司機可能是一位愛漂2008-03-30 編輯:admin
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[牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞] 牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞:Application申請
Application(名詞)申請,申請表諧音:矮破籬(kei)申;聯想:矮矮的破籬笆可以申請圍院子的工作。A168、場景再現:誠實的應聘者。An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,2008-03-30 編輯:admin
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[牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞] 牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞:Applicant申請人
Applicant(名詞)申請人諧音:(矮)破籬懇特;聯想:矮矮的破籬笆懇請當一個特殊的保鏢申請人。A167、場景再現:responsible(負責任的;有責任的)一詞造成幽默。Employer to applicant: "In this job we need so2008-03-30 編輯:admin
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[牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞] 牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞:Applause鼓掌
Applause(名詞)鼓掌,掌聲諧音:鵝破(勞)死;理解:鵝拼命鼓掌,手都破了,勞累至絲。A165、場景再現:舞臺上想要觀眾鼓掌時可以這么說:I love applause. I really do. In fact, if there’s one thing that wou2008-03-30 編輯:admin
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[牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞] 牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞:Appetizing美味可口的
Appetizing(形容詞)美味可口的,促進食欲的A164、場景再現:語言的歧義。Good restaurant: Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.好飯館:香噴噴的飯菜由女服務員以令人垂涎欲滴的形式端2008-03-30 編輯:admin