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4. Social networking your relationship.
網絡社交。
It’s such a stereotypically high school thing to do. Notifying Facebook every time you and your significant other have a squabble is a perfectly idiotic combination of obnoxious and immature. Couples’ quarrels are normal, but your friends/family shouldn’t be alerted about each one of them via Tweets and status updates. Yes, that includes the oh-so-subtle, back-and-forth song lyrics and quotes that are clearly projected at each other. Honestly it makes your relationship look shitty, and all of us wish you’d break up.
這么俗套的事情也只有高中的時候比較熱衷罷了。要是你每次跟“親愛的他/他”慪氣就更新Facebook狀態，簡直是個傻瓜，既幼稚又令人討厭。戀人吵架很正常，但你也沒必要不斷更新狀態攪得親朋好友不得安寧吧？哪怕你用歌詞和引用之類的來含沙射影，也還是很煩人。而且說實在的，你這么做只會讓人覺得你倆的關系很糟糕，還不如早些分手呢！
5. Mispronouncing pronounceable words.
拼錯不該拼錯的單詞。
Calling spaghetti “pasquetti” isn’t cute anymore. Speech impediments are one thing, but baby talk in an attempt to be adorable should stop entirely.
現如今把意大利面（spaghetti）說成“pasquetti”早已不流行了。其實，語言障礙是一回事，但為了裝可愛而嗲聲嗲氣說話的習慣卻真要不得。
6. Picking your nose.
挖鼻孔。
Seriously, just grab a tissue. If I walk in a room and you jerk your hand away from your face, then begin to roll something between your index finger and thumb, I know you’re guilty.
說真的，還是抽張餐巾紙吧！要是我走進房間一眼看到你正煞有介事地摳鼻孔，肯定會認為你這人太沒素質。
