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The Dos and Don'ts of Dating from 'The Mindy Project'
《明迪煩事多》戀愛指南：該做什么不該做什么
1.) Do Go to Bookstores to Meet Cute Guys: You never know where your long-lost Tom Hanks could be waiting for you. Plus books are things smart people like.
一定要去書店邂逅帥哥：你永遠不知道你遺失很久的湯姆•漢克斯可能在哪等著你。另外書是聰明人喜歡的東西。
2.) Do Eat Clear Soup: Healthy and delicious!
一定要喝清湯：健康又好吃！
3.) Do Have Pluck: Outside from being just a really funny, old-timey word, having pluck means you're in charge! Men love a woman in charge!
一定要有勇氣：做旁觀者僅僅很有趣，老話說，勇氣意味著你在負責！男人喜歡負責的女人！
4.) Don't Miss An Opportunity to Play Hostess: Men love a lady who know that people can't get enough of chocolate and snacks.
不要錯過做女主人的機會：男人喜歡一個女人知道誰沒有拿到足夠巧克力或零食。
5.) Do Narrate The Lives of Other People on The Subway: I used to do this all the time when I lived in New York (just quietly in my head). It shows your creative spirit!
一定要描述地鐵上其他人的生活：當我住在紐約的時候我總是會這樣做（只是靜靜地在我的腦海里）。它顯示了你的創造精神！
6.) Do Make a Painfully Awkward Speech At Your Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding: It'll be cathartic!
一定要在你前男友的婚禮上做一個痛苦尷尬的演講，這將是起到發泄作用的！
7.) Do Take Life Advice from Talking Dolls: I mean, Barbie has kept her boyfriend Ken around for 43 years.
要接受來自會說話的娃娃的生活建議：我的意思是，芭比娃娃已經把男友肯留在身邊43年了。
8.) Don't Be Yourself: Especially on blind dates with cute, successful, stable men who seem to like you.
不一定要做自己：尤其是在和帥氣、成功、穩重且似乎喜歡你的男人相親時。
9.) Don't Go On an Eat, Pray, Love Thing: Praying is boring, better to die alone. (Plus Julia Roberts had way more fun in her other movies.Even if it meant way less sex with James Franco.)
不要進行《美食、祈禱和戀愛》那樣的事：祈禱是無聊的，最好孤獨地死去。 （加上朱莉婭•羅伯茨在她的其他電影中能得到更多樂趣。即使這意味著與詹姆斯•弗蘭科的性生活減少。）
10.) Do Not Lower Your Standards: Everyone deserves a guy with the wealth of Mayor Bloomberg, the personality of Jon Stewart and the face of Michael Fassbender. Dream big!
不要降低你的標準：每個人都值得一個像市長彭博那樣富有，像喬恩•斯圖爾特那樣有性格和有著邁克爾•法斯賓德那樣帥氣的臉的男人。要敢做夢！
