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No More Removing Your Shoes at the Airport
機場安檢不用脫鞋
Well, OK, not quite yet, but it's happening soon. The TSA has already relaxed the shoe-removal rule for children under twelve (along with promising not to frisk and violate so many babies and elderly grandmothers in general). That's the first step toward the rest of us being allowed to walk through the body scanner without catching athlete's foot. Hooray!
好吧，現在還沒有實現，不過曙光在前頭。美國運輸安全管理局已放松對12歲以下兒童脫鞋安檢的制度（一般來說，許多孩子和祖母級旅客可能不再被騷擾）。赤足通過人體掃描器，可能感染足癬，這次制度松動也給我們這些可憐人帶來了希望。萬歲！
