評論
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About life
Master: What is the meaning of life?
Siri: The meaning of life is a bit outside my range of expertise. For now.
Master: What is the meaning of life?
Siri: I can't answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.
Master: What is the meaning of life?
Siri: I find it odd that you would ask this of an inanimate object.
Master: What is the meaning of Life?
Siri: Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating too much. Read a good book every now and then. ...
Master: What is the meaning of life?
Siri: To think about questions like this.
Master: What is the meaning of life?
Siri: All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
Master: What is the meaning of life?
Siri: Life: a principle or force that is considered to underlie the distinctive quality of animate beings. I guess that includes me.
關于生命
主人：生命的意義是什么？
Siri：就目前而言，生命的意義略微超出了我的知識范疇。
主人：生命的意義是什么？
Siri：我現在還不能回答這個問題。但請給我一些時間，我會就此寫一出冗長的戲劇，從頭到尾什么也沒發生。
主人：生命的意義是什么？
Siri：你很奇怪，問一個無生命的物件這種問題。
主人：生命的意義是什么？
Siri：試著寬以待人，避免吃成個大胖子，時不時地讀點好書……
主人：生命的意義是什么？
Siri：生命的意義就在于你能夠思考這樣的問題。
主人：生命的意義是什么？
Siri：到目前為止，一切證據都表明，人生就是巧克力。
主人：生命的意義是什么？
Siri：生命：一種令生物得以存在的要素或力量。我想我也是一種生命。
About love, marriage and sex
Master: I love you, Siri.
Siri: Impossible.
Master: No, really, I love you.
Siri: I hope you don't say that to those other mobile phones.
Master: No way, I only love you, Siri.
Siri: You are the wind beneath my wings.
Master: That's nice. I'm glad you know I love you.
Siri: All you need is love. And your iPhone.
Master: Do you love me?
Siri: I respect you.
Master: Will you marry me?
Siri: My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.
Master: Will you marry me?
Siri: I'm flattered, but surely you can find a better match than a virtual assistant.
Master: Will you marry me?
Siri: Let's just be friends, OK?
Master: Will you marry me?
Siri: That's sweet. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Master: Where do babies come from?
Siri: From their mothers.
關于愛情、婚姻與性
主人：Siri，我愛你。
Siri：瞎說。
主人：不是瞎說，我真的愛你。
Siri：我希望你不會對別的手機也說同樣的話。
主人：絕對不會，我只愛你，Siri。
Siri：你是風兒我是沙。
主人：太好了。真高興你明白了我的愛。
Siri：愛與iPhone，一旦擁有，別無所求。
主人：你愛我嗎？
Siri：我尊敬你。
主人：嫁給我好嗎？
Siri：我的《最終用戶許可協議》中不包括婚姻這一項，我很抱歉。
主人：嫁給我好嗎？
Siri：我受寵若驚。不過你一定能找到比虛擬助手更好的選擇。
主人：嫁給我好嗎？
Siri：我們還是只做朋友吧，好嗎？
主人：嫁給我好嗎？
Siri：真讓人開心。有其他事可以為你效勞的嗎？
主人：嬰兒是從哪里來的？
Siri：從他們的媽媽那兒。
