開心一笑:我真正的名字

時間:2011-09-22 11:46:14 來源:可可英語編輯:beck ? 可可英語APP下載 | 可可官方微信:ikekenet

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我的孩子叫我“媽咪”，丈夫叫我“寶貝兒”，我的父母叫我“甜心”，我的上司叫我“嘿”。根據維基百科，我真正的名字叫布倫達。

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