雙語(yǔ)笑話:誰(shuí)最懶? Who Is the Laziest?

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Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過(guò)，現(xiàn)在我想問(wèn)你個(gè)問(wèn)題。你們班上誰(shuí)最懶？

Tom: I don't know, father.

湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

父親：啊，不對(duì)，你知道！想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫(xiě)字時(shí)，誰(shuí)在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？

Tom: Our teacher, father.

湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

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