雙語笑話:實質性的糾正

時間:2011-09-21 14:13:22 來源:可可英語編輯:beck ? 可可英語APP下載 | 可可官方微信:ikekenet

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Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

Walter: What was it?

Teacher: Eggs.

Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.

老　師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。

沃爾特：我吃了什么？

老　師：雞蛋。

沃爾特：錯了，老師。那是昨天吃的。

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