7. you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try "delousing" the closet in your own room.
在你出生之前,你的父母并非像他們現在這樣乏味。他們變成今天這個樣子是因為這些年來他們一直在為你付賬單,給你洗衣服,聽你大談你是如何的酷。所以,如果你想消滅你父母那一輩中的"寄生蟲"來拯救雨林的話,還是先去清除你房間衣柜里的蟲子吧。