
6. Never get married in college:it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.
千萬不要在大學(xué)結(jié)婚:一旦你未來的雇主發(fā)現(xiàn)你已經(jīng)犯下一個錯誤,你就很難起步了。
7. Education is not preparation for life, education is life itself.
學(xué)習(xí)不是為生活做準(zhǔn)備,學(xué)習(xí)就是生活的全部。
8. The university brings out all abilities, including incapability.
大學(xué)能培養(yǎng)人的各種能力,包括無能。
9. The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter.
上大學(xué)的主要價值是:只有上了才知道真的不值啊。
10. 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
期末考試中80%的內(nèi)容都來自你翹掉的那節(jié)課和你漏讀的那本書。