8.Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades; they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.

你的學校也許已經不再分優(yōu)等生和劣等生，但生活卻仍在作出類似區(qū)分。在某些學校已經廢除不及格分；只要你想找到正確答案，學校就會給你無數的機會。這和現實生活中的任何事情沒有一點相似之處。

9.Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

生活不分學期。你并沒有暑假可以休息，也沒有幾位雇主樂于幫你發(fā)現自我。自己找時間做吧。

10.Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

電視并不是真實的生活。在現實生活中，人們實際上得離開咖啡屋去干自己的工作。